1 00:00:00,214 --> 00:00:03,835 [GLORIA ESTEFAN'S "GO AWAY"] 2 00:02:04,446 --> 00:02:05,366 Hey. Morning, Sarah. 3 00:02:11,165 --> 00:02:12,565 Watch it, lady! 4 00:02:27,004 --> 00:02:27,923 Hi, Sarah. How you doing? 5 00:02:27,963 --> 00:02:28,882 Hi, Sarah. How you doing? 6 00:02:35,641 --> 00:02:36,562 Slow down! 7 00:03:14,039 --> 00:03:14,959 Morning. 8 00:03:14,998 --> 00:03:16,877 You're getting crumbs on my counter. 9 00:03:16,917 --> 00:03:18,317 What will be, will be. 10 00:03:18,356 --> 00:03:20,235 Can I get a little space here? 11 00:03:20,275 --> 00:03:21,194 Oh, excuse us! 12 00:03:21,234 --> 00:03:22,633 Just get out of the way. 13 00:03:22,672 --> 00:03:24,072 Oh, for me? Thank you! 14 00:03:25,071 --> 00:03:26,470 No, not for you. Thank you. 15 00:03:26,509 --> 00:03:27,429 Do we have to listen to this... 16 00:03:27,468 --> 00:03:29,347 ...horrible jungle music? 17 00:03:29,387 --> 00:03:30,307 Do you have to work here? Yes, I do. 18 00:03:30,827 --> 00:03:31,747 Is somebody twisting your arm? 19 00:03:31,786 --> 00:03:33,185 Yes, you are. It would be bad luck... 20 00:03:33,224 --> 00:03:34,144 ..if at least one day a week you didn't have... 21 00:03:34,663 --> 00:03:36,063 a real African queen... 22 00:03:36,103 --> 00:03:37,539 working on the premises. 23 00:03:37,541 --> 00:03:39,900 Stop humping at me. Don't do it again. 24 00:03:39,939 --> 00:03:41,819 I still say I should wear the crown. 25 00:03:41,858 --> 00:03:43,738 I'm gonna slap the sh-- 26 00:03:43,778 --> 00:03:45,657 Welcome to the African queen 27 00:03:45,696 --> 00:03:46,616 Come right in, Ladies. Right this way. 28 00:03:46,655 --> 00:03:47,575 Thank you. 29 00:03:47,614 --> 00:03:48,534 Ooh, I love this. 30 00:03:48,574 --> 00:03:49,933 Thank you. 31 00:03:51,293 --> 00:03:52,213 O.k., listen up. 32 00:03:52,252 --> 00:03:55,091 Open your books to page 600-- 33 00:03:55,111 --> 00:03:56,050 About 602 you're gonna find an illustration... 34 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:57,969 ...on blood and the vascular-- 35 00:03:58,488 --> 00:03:59,408 Reuben, enough with the graffiti. 36 00:03:59,447 --> 00:04:00,847 Into the biology, huh? 37 00:04:10,486 --> 00:04:11,885 Give me your finger. 38 00:04:11,924 --> 00:04:13,804 Whoa! quit grabbing me, girl. 39 00:04:13,844 --> 00:04:14,763 Just give me your finger. 40 00:04:19,603 --> 00:04:22,921 Aah! 41 00:04:22,961 --> 00:04:24,361 Aah! you cut me! 42 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:27,719 Keep it down, gang. 43 00:04:27,758 --> 00:04:28,677 Something funny? 44 00:04:28,717 --> 00:04:30,597 Cap and gown fitting is on the 4th. 45 00:04:30,636 --> 00:04:32,035 Your mothers. 46 00:04:32,075 --> 00:04:33,954 Mr. Jackson wants everyone to know how pleased he is... 47 00:04:33,993 --> 00:04:35,873 ...with the turnout for the condom demonstration... 48 00:04:35,912 --> 00:04:37,792 ...and dispersal. 49 00:04:37,832 --> 00:04:38,751 Go figure. 50 00:04:38,791 --> 00:04:39,710 I'm type O. 51 00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:45,469 Stop, silly. 52 00:04:45,508 --> 00:04:46,907 When you're finished with your blood type... 53 00:04:46,947 --> 00:04:48,346 ...turn to page 158. 54 00:04:48,385 --> 00:04:50,265 You are, da dow... 55 00:04:50,305 --> 00:04:51,224 ...AB. 56 00:04:51,264 --> 00:04:53,142 Let's do it again. 57 00:04:53,181 --> 00:04:55,062 Why? 58 00:04:55,101 --> 00:04:56,021 Something's wrong. 59 00:04:56,060 --> 00:04:56,979 What? 60 00:05:05,658 --> 00:05:07,058 I'm AB. 61 00:05:12,377 --> 00:05:13,297 Zora? 62 00:05:15,256 --> 00:05:16,655 Zora, what's the matter? 63 00:05:18,135 --> 00:05:19,535 Zora! 64 00:05:24,373 --> 00:05:25,773 Is that good? 65 00:05:25,813 --> 00:05:26,732 OK. 66 00:05:27,731 --> 00:05:29,130 I'm going to-- 67 00:05:29,170 --> 00:05:30,089 Mom! 68 00:05:30,128 --> 00:05:31,049 What, home from school? 69 00:05:31,088 --> 00:05:32,008 Mom, you lied to me. 70 00:05:32,047 --> 00:05:32,967 What are you talking about? 71 00:05:33,006 --> 00:05:35,845 Before dad died, you had an affair. 72 00:05:35,885 --> 00:05:37,285 You slept with someone else. 73 00:05:37,324 --> 00:05:38,723 Thank God this happened on one of my work days. 74 00:05:38,762 --> 00:05:39,682 Shut up! 75 00:05:39,721 --> 00:05:41,600 Your blood type is A, Charlie's was O... 76 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:43,960 ...and I just came out AB. 77 00:05:43,999 --> 00:05:46,358 Ma, that is not genetically possible. 78 00:05:47,838 --> 00:05:49,238 Look, why don't we go somewhere... 79 00:05:49,757 --> 00:05:50,677 ...and talk about this quietly? 80 00:05:50,716 --> 00:05:52,114 Come on, OK? 81 00:05:52,154 --> 00:05:53,073 Ohh! 82 00:05:53,112 --> 00:05:54,993 Oh. Excuse me. 83 00:05:55,032 --> 00:05:56,431 Take care of this. 84 00:05:56,470 --> 00:05:58,350 Wait. you don't have to go anywhere. 85 00:05:58,389 --> 00:06:00,748 Ma, it was a sperm bank. 86 00:06:00,787 --> 00:06:01,708 That is undignified. 87 00:06:01,747 --> 00:06:04,586 Well, maybe to some people... 88 00:06:04,626 --> 00:06:09,385 ...but, hey, I'd just lost the biggest love of my life. 89 00:06:09,425 --> 00:06:11,304 I thought maybe I could make myself another. 90 00:06:11,824 --> 00:06:12,743 Sit down. 91 00:06:13,744 --> 00:06:16,199 And I did, and I got you. 92 00:06:18,639 --> 00:06:21,479 I never wanted you to find out like this. 93 00:06:21,518 --> 00:06:23,397 I really wanted to tell you before this. 94 00:06:23,437 --> 00:06:26,277 I just... I was chicken. 95 00:06:27,756 --> 00:06:29,155 And I'm sorry, 96 00:06:29,195 --> 00:06:30,594 'cause this was not the right way for you... 97 00:06:30,633 --> 00:06:31,554 ...to find out. 98 00:06:33,513 --> 00:06:34,912 It's OK. 99 00:06:34,951 --> 00:06:36,830 You sure? 100 00:06:36,870 --> 00:06:38,269 It's OK. 101 00:06:38,909 --> 00:06:40,308 OK. 102 00:06:45,987 --> 00:06:47,867 You have no idea who the guy was? 103 00:06:48,866 --> 00:06:49,786 No. 104 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:52,664 I mean, liste, the door opened, the tray came in... 105 00:06:52,703 --> 00:06:54,102 he was this tall, OK? 106 00:06:54,541 --> 00:06:54,981 Ma! 107 00:06:55,461 --> 00:06:56,381 What? it was in a little vial. 108 00:06:57,020 --> 00:06:57,940 I didn't know what to say. 109 00:06:57,979 --> 00:06:58,899 It didn't speak. 110 00:06:58,938 --> 00:06:59,857 How could I know who it was? 111 00:07:00,377 --> 00:07:01,298 I didn't care! 112 00:07:01,337 --> 00:07:03,696 I asked for the best they had-- 113 00:07:03,735 --> 00:07:06,094 You know, black, smart, not too tall... 114 00:07:06,133 --> 00:07:08,014 ...all the things you are. 115 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:08,972 And look what they made. 116 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:10,891 They made magic. They made you. 117 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:14,730 So you bought sperm. 118 00:07:16,210 --> 00:07:18,569 Yes! yes! I bought the sperm. 119 00:07:21,489 --> 00:07:22,888 - How much did it cost? - Why? 120 00:07:22,927 --> 00:07:24,326 I just want to know. 121 00:07:24,365 --> 00:07:25,286 Are you gonna buy some? 122 00:07:25,325 --> 00:07:26,245 No. 123 00:07:27,244 --> 00:07:29,123 It doesn't matter. Come on. 124 00:07:29,162 --> 00:07:30,082 Would it make you feel better... 125 00:07:30,121 --> 00:07:31,041 ...if I said it was free? 126 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:32,480 Somebody handed it to me on the street... 127 00:07:32,519 --> 00:07:33,918 ... and I used it at home? 128 00:07:33,958 --> 00:07:34,877 It doesn't matter! 129 00:07:34,917 --> 00:07:37,275 But Ma, I could have a father. 130 00:07:39,716 --> 00:07:41,595 Let me tell you something. 131 00:07:41,634 --> 00:07:43,994 You had a father, and his name was Charlie.... 132 00:07:44,033 --> 00:07:46,873 and...he was the best. 133 00:07:47,872 --> 00:07:49,271 He was great. 134 00:07:49,310 --> 00:07:51,189 Life is great. 135 00:07:52,189 --> 00:07:53,588 OK? 136 00:07:53,627 --> 00:07:55,026 OK. 137 00:08:02,666 --> 00:08:04,986 Are you sure you even want a father? 138 00:08:05,025 --> 00:08:07,384 They can be real assholes sometimes. 139 00:08:07,423 --> 00:08:10,743 Look, you don't have to do this. I'm prepared to go alone. 140 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:12,181 No, that ain't it. 141 00:08:12,220 --> 00:08:14,580 Besides, I might gonna get a chance to meet my future father-in-law. 142 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:16,018 Tea Cake, please! 143 00:08:16,058 --> 00:08:17,937 What? You're the one that said you wanted to marry me. 144 00:08:18,457 --> 00:08:19,857 Yeah, but I was 7! 145 00:08:19,896 --> 00:08:22,255 But you was a mature 7. 146 00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:24,653 Just be my friend, Tea. Boyfriends come and go. 147 00:08:24,692 --> 00:08:27,533 Baby, I'll come and go. Where do we start? 148 00:08:27,572 --> 00:08:28,491 You nasty. 149 00:08:28,531 --> 00:08:29,450 You better take advantage of this. 150 00:08:29,490 --> 00:08:30,889 I might not live down the street... 151 00:08:30,928 --> 00:08:31,848 ...for the rest of your life. 152 00:08:32,368 --> 00:08:34,247 Take the first exit off the bridge. 153 00:08:34,287 --> 00:08:37,126 Left. make a left at the light. 154 00:08:37,165 --> 00:08:39,046 Look, girl, at some point you have to tell me... 155 00:08:39,565 --> 00:08:40,005 ...where we're going. 156 00:08:40,524 --> 00:08:41,444 I ain't following you around... 157 00:08:41,483 --> 00:08:42,403 ...like some honeydew sucker. 158 00:08:42,442 --> 00:08:44,802 Why not? You've been doing it for years. 159 00:08:44,841 --> 00:08:46,720 Are the rules suddenly changing? 160 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:49,118 Just tell me... 161 00:08:49,477 --> 00:08:50,077 ...what the sign on the building is gonna say. 162 00:08:50,356 --> 00:08:51,276 California Cryobank. 163 00:08:51,555 --> 00:08:52,475 What kind of bank is that? 164 00:08:52,514 --> 00:08:53,433 It's a sperm bank. 165 00:08:53,953 --> 00:08:54,873 I'm making a U-turn. 166 00:08:54,912 --> 00:08:56,792 No! Wait. It's right there, Tea. 167 00:08:56,832 --> 00:08:59,190 For 17 years, I thought he was dead. 168 00:08:59,230 --> 00:09:01,109 But it's not true, I have a father. 169 00:09:01,148 --> 00:09:04,468 I see. So, you think, you're just gonna walk up 170 00:09:04,507 --> 00:09:05,906 and say "Excuse me, 17 years ago... 171 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:07,345 ..."a man came in to make a deposit." 172 00:09:07,384 --> 00:09:09,264 "He looked a little like me, maybe?" 173 00:09:09,304 --> 00:09:10,223 Be quiet. 174 00:09:10,263 --> 00:09:12,621 "Could you give me his name and number... 175 00:09:12,661 --> 00:09:13,580 ...'cause he's my daddy." 176 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:15,500 Honeydew, shut up. 177 00:09:15,539 --> 00:09:17,419 Can I help you? 178 00:09:17,458 --> 00:09:19,337 Yes. I have a friend here... 179 00:09:19,858 --> 00:09:21,257 ...who's interested in donating. 180 00:09:21,393 --> 00:09:22,313 No, you don't! 181 00:09:22,352 --> 00:09:24,711 He's a little shy. 182 00:09:24,750 --> 00:09:27,590 Surely. For today, he needs to fill out the forms 183 00:09:27,630 --> 00:09:29,988 and leave blood and sperm samples. 184 00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:33,347 Only 15 percent of applicants end up becoming donors. 185 00:09:33,387 --> 00:09:34,786 If he qualifies 186 00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:37,184 he'll be paid $40 per donation, 187 00:09:37,223 --> 00:09:40,063 with no more than three deposits allowed per week. 188 00:09:41,062 --> 00:09:42,461 Thank you. 189 00:09:44,902 --> 00:09:46,781 Hey, come on, Z, 190 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:48,699 I can't just go in there 191 00:09:48,738 --> 00:09:50,138 and wrestle with the bald-headed champ. 192 00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:51,577 What's the big deal? 193 00:09:52,097 --> 00:09:54,936 It's not like you've never done it before. 194 00:09:54,975 --> 00:09:56,375 That's my business. 195 00:09:56,895 --> 00:09:57,815 Are you ready? 196 00:10:05,534 --> 00:10:08,853 We have magazines 197 00:10:08,893 --> 00:10:13,171 as well as videotapes. 198 00:10:13,210 --> 00:10:16,050 Which would you prefer? 199 00:10:17,530 --> 00:10:21,330 Um, the-- the videotapes, please. 200 00:10:40,089 --> 00:10:42,448 This way, please. 201 00:10:48,727 --> 00:10:51,087 He'll have to do the rest alone. 202 00:10:51,126 --> 00:10:53,005 I just need to use the bathroom. 203 00:10:53,045 --> 00:10:54,924 Second door on the right. 204 00:10:54,963 --> 00:10:55,883 Thanks. 205 00:10:59,762 --> 00:11:00,682 Mommy. 206 00:11:04,082 --> 00:11:05,481 Come on, man! 207 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:18,920 Oh yeah, now we're talking! 208 00:11:18,959 --> 00:11:20,358 Sorry. 209 00:11:20,397 --> 00:11:22,278 No creams or lotions. They get into the sample. 210 00:11:22,317 --> 00:11:24,676 Please, don't grab the sink during collection. 211 00:11:24,715 --> 00:11:26,595 One man ripped it off the wall. 212 00:11:26,635 --> 00:11:28,994 We pay by volume. 213 00:11:29,033 --> 00:11:32,351 You must reach the top line even to be considered. 214 00:11:32,391 --> 00:11:33,311 Damn! 215 00:11:34,791 --> 00:11:36,190 Any questions? 216 00:11:37,669 --> 00:11:39,550 Well, yeah. I -- 217 00:11:41,989 --> 00:11:43,868 How am I supposed to fill this up? 218 00:11:43,908 --> 00:11:45,308 I can't fill it. 219 00:11:47,746 --> 00:11:49,065 Good motility. 220 00:11:49,105 --> 00:11:50,504 Yeah, it's very good. 221 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,423 Count's up from last time. 222 00:12:08,943 --> 00:12:10,342 I ain't doing it. 223 00:12:19,341 --> 00:12:21,701 Is somebody in there?! 224 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:29,859 Oh, it feels so good. 225 00:12:30,858 --> 00:12:33,218 Oh, god! 226 00:12:53,415 --> 00:12:54,814 Oh, this key! 227 00:12:56,773 --> 00:12:58,653 What are you doing here? 228 00:12:59,173 --> 00:13:00,093 I thought this was the bathroom. 229 00:13:00,612 --> 00:13:01,532 I'm calling security. 230 00:13:01,571 --> 00:13:02,971 I didn't do anything! 231 00:13:04,930 --> 00:13:07,289 Nurse, I need another cup. 232 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:09,209 Zora! 233 00:13:09,248 --> 00:13:10,168 Where you going? 234 00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:12,486 I found my father. 235 00:13:21,326 --> 00:13:22,245 Heaven. 236 00:13:25,645 --> 00:13:28,004 Up I go. Down I go. 237 00:13:28,044 --> 00:13:29,923 Up I go. Down I go. 238 00:13:29,962 --> 00:13:31,361 Up I go. Down... 239 00:13:32,361 --> 00:13:33,281 Oh, god. 240 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:39,039 They're getting whiter! 241 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,919 They're getting whiter! 242 00:13:41,958 --> 00:13:43,836 You should bleach your teeth! 243 00:13:43,876 --> 00:13:46,716 I swear it's so cool! 244 00:13:46,755 --> 00:13:48,634 Oh, yeah. Good idea, sweetheart. 245 00:14:14,113 --> 00:14:16,473 Rise and shine, Mr. Bunny-butt. 246 00:14:17,472 --> 00:14:20,312 Oh. Wait a minute, honey. There you go. 247 00:14:20,351 --> 00:14:22,711 ♪ The whitest teeth in the world ♪ 248 00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:25,589 ♪ I have the biggest closet in the world ♪♪ 249 00:14:26,588 --> 00:14:28,948 Hello. I'm dressed. I'm leaving. 250 00:14:28,987 --> 00:14:31,346 Kiss goodbye. 251 00:14:31,386 --> 00:14:34,226 O.k. that's enough. Step class in 20 minutes. 252 00:14:34,265 --> 00:14:35,185 Bye. 253 00:14:53,943 --> 00:14:55,342 Ooh. Very young. 254 00:14:55,381 --> 00:14:56,780 Very cute. 255 00:15:00,660 --> 00:15:02,539 Hello, there. Can I help you? 256 00:15:02,579 --> 00:15:04,938 Hi. I'm looking for a Hal Jackson. 257 00:15:04,978 --> 00:15:06,377 Well, look no further. 258 00:15:06,416 --> 00:15:07,815 Is he inside? 259 00:15:07,854 --> 00:15:09,253 You're talking to him. 260 00:15:10,253 --> 00:15:11,652 To Halbert Jackson? 261 00:15:11,692 --> 00:15:14,050 The one and only. 262 00:15:14,090 --> 00:15:15,489 You're white. 263 00:15:15,528 --> 00:15:16,928 Well, that's true, darlin' 264 00:15:16,967 --> 00:15:18,847 But when we're alone in the dark... 265 00:15:19,366 --> 00:15:20,286 ...what difference is that gonna make? 266 00:15:23,206 --> 00:15:25,565 No, see, I'm looking for the Halbert Jackson... 267 00:15:25,604 --> 00:15:30,364 ...whose social security number is 540-82-9789. 268 00:15:30,403 --> 00:15:32,379 Are you a process server? 269 00:15:32,419 --> 00:15:33,338 What's that? 270 00:15:33,377 --> 00:15:34,298 Did my ex-wife send you? 271 00:15:34,337 --> 00:15:37,176 Goddamn it! We settled all that alimony shit last year! 272 00:15:37,216 --> 00:15:39,575 No more legal crap. She agreed. 273 00:15:39,614 --> 00:15:41,013 No, wait! Wait! 274 00:15:41,052 --> 00:15:45,331 I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about your ex-wife. 275 00:15:45,370 --> 00:15:47,730 Oh! Hell, I'm late. Don't get me wrong. 276 00:15:47,769 --> 00:15:48,689 I think we're good together 277 00:15:48,728 --> 00:15:50,607 we got a thing, a connection, 278 00:15:50,647 --> 00:15:52,047 but I got to go. 279 00:15:52,086 --> 00:15:53,005 If you want to keep talking, 280 00:15:53,045 --> 00:15:54,444 hop on in here. 281 00:15:58,804 --> 00:16:00,683 Make up your mind, honey. I gotta get to work. 282 00:16:00,722 --> 00:16:02,121 Coming or going? 283 00:16:04,081 --> 00:16:05,961 Well, that's a shame. 284 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,399 No! 285 00:16:07,438 --> 00:16:09,797 Aw, there you go. All right. 286 00:16:27,597 --> 00:16:28,997 Where do you work? 287 00:16:29,036 --> 00:16:29,955 Jackson Motors. 288 00:16:29,995 --> 00:16:31,394 "Because real cowboys 289 00:16:31,433 --> 00:16:32,832 are strong and tough. 290 00:16:32,871 --> 00:16:34,271 So are American trucks." 291 00:16:34,311 --> 00:16:35,710 "And don't forget 292 00:16:35,749 --> 00:16:37,628 Hal's your pal." 293 00:16:37,668 --> 00:16:39,547 What'd you say your name was again? 294 00:16:39,586 --> 00:16:41,945 Uh, Zora. 295 00:16:41,984 --> 00:16:43,383 Zora Mathews. 296 00:16:43,423 --> 00:16:45,302 Are you the young lady 297 00:16:45,341 --> 00:16:47,222 Daryl's been telling us about? 298 00:16:47,261 --> 00:16:50,580 I don't think anyone's told you about me. 299 00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:02,178 Hey, Diego! Front and center! 300 00:17:02,217 --> 00:17:03,137 Oh, my. 301 00:17:04,136 --> 00:17:06,976 Lady over there laughing at the ground. 302 00:17:07,016 --> 00:17:07,935 Ah, women. 303 00:17:07,975 --> 00:17:09,374 Gotta love 'em. 304 00:17:10,854 --> 00:17:11,774 Morning, boss. You're late. 305 00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:13,692 Well, of course I'm late, Teddy. 306 00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:15,611 Hello there, folks. How y'all doing? 307 00:17:15,650 --> 00:17:17,050 Jesus Christ. A bear? 308 00:17:17,090 --> 00:17:18,009 You said llama. 309 00:17:18,048 --> 00:17:19,447 I may have mentioned llama. 310 00:17:19,487 --> 00:17:21,366 But we did a focus group: Bears are really big right now. 311 00:17:21,405 --> 00:17:22,805 Boris is getting restless, Ted. 312 00:17:22,845 --> 00:17:24,244 You'd better go put on your suit. 313 00:17:24,283 --> 00:17:25,682 Now, this is bullshit, Teddy. 314 00:17:25,721 --> 00:17:26,641 We're done with circus. 315 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:27,600 You promised me barnyard: 316 00:17:28,119 --> 00:17:29,040 chicken, gees, cows. 317 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:30,479 Who is this guy? 318 00:17:30,518 --> 00:17:32,877 He is the trainer. Now, you liked the zebra. 319 00:17:32,917 --> 00:17:34,317 Hell, I liked the zebra. 320 00:17:34,356 --> 00:17:35,755 You loved the chimp, remember? Little Larry? 321 00:17:35,794 --> 00:17:37,193 Larry? yeah, I liked Larry. 322 00:17:37,232 --> 00:17:38,631 Couldn't drive worth shit, but I liked him. 323 00:17:38,671 --> 00:17:40,069 The bear's gotta work now. 324 00:17:40,108 --> 00:17:41,029 He hasn't eaten yet. 325 00:17:41,068 --> 00:17:41,987 What happened to--? 326 00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:42,946 Nothing! 327 00:17:42,986 --> 00:17:43,905 The light's shit, total shit! 328 00:17:43,945 --> 00:17:45,344 We had a 7:00 call! 329 00:17:45,383 --> 00:17:47,263 We're waiting for hours. What's the problem? 330 00:17:47,303 --> 00:17:48,222 Why are we using this asshole? 331 00:17:48,261 --> 00:17:49,660 I told you, I never wanted to see him again. 332 00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:51,099 We're shooting a truck commercial. 333 00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:53,018 He thinks it's Gone With the goddamn Wind!! 334 00:17:53,058 --> 00:17:53,977 What the hell is that supposed to mean... 335 00:17:54,017 --> 00:17:54,936 ..."the bear hasn't eaten yet"? 336 00:17:54,975 --> 00:17:55,895 Hey, Jose! 337 00:17:55,934 --> 00:17:56,854 Morning, chief. 338 00:17:56,893 --> 00:17:57,813 It's technical. 339 00:17:57,917 --> 00:17:59,113 Technical, my ass! Hello there, Bobby! 340 00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:00,690 Don't give them away. 341 00:18:00,730 --> 00:18:02,129 Oh! Red light! 342 00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:04,528 Hey, how you doing? Oh, you look beautiful. 343 00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:06,926 Green light. Selling cars is what you do 344 00:18:06,965 --> 00:18:07,885 and advertising is what I do. 345 00:18:07,924 --> 00:18:09,323 Will you please put on the suit? 346 00:18:09,362 --> 00:18:11,243 The bear's on the clock. You're killing me. 347 00:18:11,762 --> 00:18:15,561 Hi. Listen, we're getting 40 new trucks in an hour. 348 00:18:15,601 --> 00:18:17,481 Laura's going for take-out. What do you want? 349 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:21,319 Three packs of Marlboros and some cheese. yeah. 350 00:18:21,359 --> 00:18:22,278 Some cheese. 351 00:18:26,638 --> 00:18:27,558 You OK? 352 00:18:27,597 --> 00:18:28,517 Much better. 353 00:18:28,654 --> 00:18:31,972 Are you the girl Daryl was telling us about? 354 00:18:32,012 --> 00:18:33,891 Nah, you couldn't be her. 355 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:39,170 Thank you. 356 00:18:40,650 --> 00:18:42,049 He's done this before, right? 357 00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:43,487 Stand back, now. 358 00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:53,566 I look like my mother. 359 00:18:56,965 --> 00:18:59,805 ♪ "M" is for the million things you gave me ♪ 360 00:19:01,245 --> 00:19:04,124 ♪ "O" is-- ♪ Oh, look at that. 361 00:19:04,163 --> 00:19:05,563 Shit. 362 00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,002 Get! come on. 363 00:19:07,041 --> 00:19:08,440 Goddamn it! 364 00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:11,320 Oh, god! 365 00:19:13,558 --> 00:19:15,438 What the hell is this? 366 00:19:19,997 --> 00:19:21,396 I need to talk to you. 367 00:19:21,436 --> 00:19:22,835 Ok. You think you can help me with this? 368 00:19:23,355 --> 00:19:24,275 I kinda got stuck. 369 00:19:24,314 --> 00:19:26,673 Here, just hold on to this. Now, when I say go, you pull. 370 00:19:26,712 --> 00:19:28,111 All right. Go. 371 00:19:28,151 --> 00:19:30,031 You've got Detroit on line 4. 372 00:19:30,070 --> 00:19:31,469 Oh, my god. 373 00:19:31,508 --> 00:19:32,907 I'll call back later. 374 00:19:32,947 --> 00:19:34,346 That must be the girl Daryl's been telling us about. 375 00:19:34,385 --> 00:19:36,265 Oh, hell. 376 00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:37,703 Uh, listen, Zorro... 377 00:19:37,742 --> 00:19:39,621 ...I think you're sweet and everything-- 378 00:19:40,141 --> 00:19:41,062 It's Zora. 379 00:19:41,101 --> 00:19:42,500 Zora, Whatever. but, uh... 380 00:19:42,539 --> 00:19:43,938 I'm not really into this whole black-white thing. 381 00:19:43,978 --> 00:19:45,857 Right now I got myself a commercial to shoot. 382 00:19:45,896 --> 00:19:47,296 But hey, let's stay in touch. Ciao. 383 00:19:47,816 --> 00:19:48,735 But I need to talk to you. 384 00:19:48,775 --> 00:19:51,134 It's really important! Will you please just listen to me? 385 00:19:51,173 --> 00:19:52,572 I'll listen to you. 386 00:19:52,611 --> 00:19:53,532 Does this make us ready? 387 00:19:53,571 --> 00:19:54,491 Yes, we're ready. 388 00:19:54,530 --> 00:19:55,449 What is he wearing? 389 00:19:55,489 --> 00:19:56,408 It looks great. 390 00:19:56,448 --> 00:19:57,847 What the hell is this? 391 00:19:57,886 --> 00:19:58,806 Here. hold that. 392 00:19:58,845 --> 00:20:00,245 Ready to run the rehearsal, everybody! 393 00:20:00,284 --> 00:20:01,683 Boris should meet Hal. 394 00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:02,642 Hal, you gotta meet the bear. 395 00:20:02,681 --> 00:20:03,601 All right I'll meet the bear. 396 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,521 Hello, Bear. I'm Hal Jackson. 397 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:06,959 Whoa! Jesus lord! 398 00:20:09,838 --> 00:20:10,758 Down, Boris. 399 00:20:10,797 --> 00:20:12,197 Good boy, Boris. 400 00:20:12,717 --> 00:20:13,636 Now pay attention. 401 00:20:14,156 --> 00:20:16,035 You're gonna walk him past the row of trucks 402 00:20:16,075 --> 00:20:17,475 with this chain. 403 00:20:17,514 --> 00:20:20,833 Now, remember: keep your eyes forward at all times. 404 00:20:20,872 --> 00:20:22,271 Let me work the bear. 405 00:20:24,231 --> 00:20:27,070 Eyes forward. Good boy, good boy. 406 00:20:27,590 --> 00:20:28,029 Down, Boris. 407 00:20:28,549 --> 00:20:28,988 Down, Boris. 408 00:20:29,509 --> 00:20:31,388 Eyes forward. 409 00:20:31,427 --> 00:20:34,266 Do not touch the bear on the back of the head. 410 00:20:34,786 --> 00:20:36,185 And no whistling, whatsoever! 411 00:20:36,224 --> 00:20:38,104 If you have to sneeze, raise your hand. 412 00:20:38,143 --> 00:20:40,022 Make a signal, and I'll protect you. 413 00:20:41,022 --> 00:20:42,422 No sudden moves. 414 00:20:43,901 --> 00:20:44,821 Down, Boris. 415 00:20:44,860 --> 00:20:47,219 Eyes forward at all times. 416 00:20:47,258 --> 00:20:49,618 No sudden moves. 417 00:20:50,138 --> 00:20:52,977 Eyes forward. No sneezing. No whistling. 418 00:20:53,016 --> 00:20:54,896 Boris is the only working male bear in the country... 419 00:20:54,936 --> 00:20:56,815 ...with a full set of teeth and claws. 420 00:20:56,854 --> 00:20:57,774 Teddy! 421 00:20:57,813 --> 00:21:00,654 What? oh. It's gonna look great. 422 00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,572 Let's shoot the rehearsal just in case. 423 00:21:03,092 --> 00:21:04,491 Shooting the rehearsal, people! 424 00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:07,131 Is that big enough? Can you read that? 425 00:21:07,531 --> 00:21:08,929 Fine. he's ready! 426 00:21:09,929 --> 00:21:11,689 Do it! 427 00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:12,648 This is-- 428 00:21:12,687 --> 00:21:13,607 No, no! Cut, cut! 429 00:21:14,127 --> 00:21:15,046 You see that wire? 430 00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:16,005 It's hot. 431 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:17,925 It keeps Boris back. 432 00:21:17,964 --> 00:21:18,884 Mm-mm. 433 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,283 This is Hal Jackson from Jackson Motors... 434 00:21:21,802 --> 00:21:22,722 ...asking you to bear in mind... 435 00:21:22,761 --> 00:21:25,121 ...there's a reason so many-- 436 00:21:25,641 --> 00:21:26,560 I have to talk to you! 437 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:27,999 Not now, Teddy. 438 00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:29,437 I need a flag set. 439 00:21:29,476 --> 00:21:30,876 Teddy, handle this. 440 00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,314 Do you hear me? 441 00:21:32,354 --> 00:21:34,712 I have to tell you this myself! 442 00:21:34,751 --> 00:21:37,591 I need to have this conversation with you! 443 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,029 Do you hear me? I need to tell you something! 444 00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:41,525 Well, tell me, then, whatever it is. 445 00:21:41,566 --> 00:21:42,965 Just say it, damn it. You're driving me crazy! 446 00:21:44,444 --> 00:21:45,364 You're my father. 447 00:21:45,403 --> 00:21:46,322 What? 448 00:21:49,723 --> 00:21:51,602 Jesus, give me some room! 449 00:21:53,561 --> 00:21:55,441 This is great! 450 00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:56,880 Shoot it! Shoot it! 451 00:21:56,919 --> 00:21:59,278 Get it! Get it! 452 00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:00,238 453 00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:01,196 Mother! 454 00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:04,075 Me, me, me, me! 455 00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:05,995 Wonderful! Keep rolling. 456 00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:07,433 Please call 911! 457 00:22:07,472 --> 00:22:08,392 Nice bear! 458 00:22:08,431 --> 00:22:11,270 That bear has never done that before. 459 00:22:11,791 --> 00:22:13,670 'Cept that once. 460 00:22:14,670 --> 00:22:15,589 Somebody, help me! Please! 461 00:22:17,548 --> 00:22:19,428 Piece of shit car. 462 00:22:19,468 --> 00:22:20,867 Where's the guy with one arm? 463 00:22:21,386 --> 00:22:22,306 Nice bear. 464 00:22:31,906 --> 00:22:32,826 Teddy! 465 00:22:32,865 --> 00:22:34,743 I'm here for you, babe. 466 00:22:34,783 --> 00:22:36,183 It looks fabulous! 467 00:22:36,222 --> 00:22:37,621 Cut! that's a wrap, people. 468 00:22:40,540 --> 00:22:41,940 This is bullshit. 469 00:22:42,459 --> 00:22:43,858 I mean, you're black. I'm white. 470 00:22:44,378 --> 00:22:45,777 This is bullshit. 471 00:22:45,816 --> 00:22:47,696 I know. I'm sorry. I can't believe it either. 472 00:22:47,735 --> 00:22:49,135 This whole thing is horrible. 473 00:22:49,655 --> 00:22:51,054 I've always been sort of light 474 00:22:51,573 --> 00:22:52,293 but, god, not this! 475 00:22:52,532 --> 00:22:54,413 Well, there you go. It's a mistake. 476 00:22:54,452 --> 00:22:56,811 Oh--ow! hell, look at that. 477 00:22:56,850 --> 00:22:57,770 Shoot! 478 00:22:57,809 --> 00:22:59,688 So you never donated any sperm? 479 00:22:59,728 --> 00:23:01,608 I didn't say that, but for god's sake, 480 00:23:01,647 --> 00:23:03,527 it was my understanding the whole thing was anonymous. 481 00:23:03,566 --> 00:23:05,445 Otherwise, I sure as hell wouldn't have done it. 482 00:23:05,965 --> 00:23:06,405 It was anonymous. 483 00:23:06,925 --> 00:23:08,324 I--I just found the records. 484 00:23:08,363 --> 00:23:09,762 What the hell's that supposed to mean-- 485 00:23:10,282 --> 00:23:11,201 you found the records? 486 00:23:11,241 --> 00:23:14,081 I took the records from the computer. 487 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:15,519 Well, god damn it! 488 00:23:15,559 --> 00:23:17,438 Don't you have any respect for privacy? 489 00:23:17,477 --> 00:23:18,398 Can I help you? 490 00:23:18,437 --> 00:23:19,357 No. 491 00:23:19,396 --> 00:23:21,275 Go on, shoo! 492 00:23:21,315 --> 00:23:22,234 Don't you think a person has the right to know 493 00:23:22,274 --> 00:23:23,193 who their parents are? 494 00:23:23,232 --> 00:23:24,632 No! no, I don't. 495 00:23:24,672 --> 00:23:26,071 Besides, you've got no real proof. 496 00:23:26,110 --> 00:23:28,469 Stolen medical files don't add up to a hill of beans 497 00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:29,428 in my book. 498 00:23:29,947 --> 00:23:33,266 Will you excuse me for a second here, Alberta? Thank you, darlin'. 499 00:23:33,305 --> 00:23:34,704 We could take blood tests and find out? 500 00:23:34,744 --> 00:23:36,624 You're missin' the whole point. 501 00:23:36,663 --> 00:23:39,022 Look, suppose I am your-- 502 00:23:39,061 --> 00:23:41,901 Suppose I'm the, uh... 503 00:23:41,940 --> 00:23:44,780 Suppose we knew that I was the contributing party. 504 00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:46,699 Why are you telling me this? 505 00:23:46,738 --> 00:23:49,578 You need a spare kidney or some bone marrow? 506 00:23:49,618 --> 00:23:51,017 I mean, for Christ's sake! 507 00:23:51,056 --> 00:23:52,935 It was conception in a plastic cup. 508 00:23:56,815 --> 00:23:59,654 Look, you seem well-adjusted, like a good kid. 509 00:23:59,693 --> 00:24:01,574 I got nothing to offer you, 510 00:24:01,613 --> 00:24:03,492 except maybe a deal on a new truck 511 00:24:03,532 --> 00:24:04,451 or extended warranty and financing. 512 00:24:04,491 --> 00:24:05,890 Otherwise, I'm sorry. 513 00:24:12,650 --> 00:24:14,049 Yeah, right. 514 00:24:25,168 --> 00:24:25,607 Hey, Sarah. 515 00:24:26,127 --> 00:24:27,046 Hey, there. 516 00:24:32,365 --> 00:24:34,724 [Imitating Ricky Ricardo] Lucy, I'm home! 517 00:24:36,203 --> 00:24:39,043 These earrings are a form of torture. 518 00:24:41,962 --> 00:24:44,802 O.k., what's going on? 519 00:24:46,761 --> 00:24:48,160 I'm just making dinner. 520 00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:51,519 Just making dinner, huh? 521 00:24:52,039 --> 00:24:53,918 I just wanted to make sure that you knew 522 00:24:54,438 --> 00:24:55,838 that even though we fight, 523 00:24:55,877 --> 00:24:57,757 I think you're a great mom. 524 00:24:59,236 --> 00:25:01,117 This is major. 525 00:25:09,316 --> 00:25:11,675 Oh! I hate when you do that. 526 00:25:11,714 --> 00:25:12,635 I'm sorry. 527 00:25:12,674 --> 00:25:13,593 OK. 528 00:25:17,952 --> 00:25:19,833 I'm up. 529 00:25:19,872 --> 00:25:21,751 All right, all right. 530 00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:24,150 How many guesses do I get? 531 00:25:25,631 --> 00:25:27,510 All right. 532 00:25:27,550 --> 00:25:28,949 Did James fall asleep listening 533 00:25:28,988 --> 00:25:30,386 to that Judy Garland tape 534 00:25:30,425 --> 00:25:32,306 and burn down the bookstore? 535 00:25:33,785 --> 00:25:34,705 All right. 536 00:25:36,184 --> 00:25:38,065 You didn't get accepted to MIT? 537 00:25:41,464 --> 00:25:42,864 Are you pregnant? 538 00:25:44,343 --> 00:25:45,742 Listen, stop. Stop this. 539 00:25:46,262 --> 00:25:47,182 Stop for one second. 540 00:25:47,221 --> 00:25:48,620 Tell me what's going on. 541 00:25:49,237 --> 00:25:51,117 Ma, I found my real father today. 542 00:25:51,156 --> 00:25:53,035 He's a mean asshole. 543 00:25:53,075 --> 00:25:53,994 What? 544 00:25:54,034 --> 00:25:56,393 I found my father. 545 00:25:56,433 --> 00:25:58,792 Wait a minute. Wait. 546 00:25:58,831 --> 00:26:00,710 What does that mean, you found your father? 547 00:26:00,750 --> 00:26:02,149 I went to the sperm bank, 548 00:26:02,189 --> 00:26:04,068 got your file from the computer, 549 00:26:04,107 --> 00:26:05,506 and he's my father. 550 00:26:05,546 --> 00:26:06,946 Ma, it was terrible! 551 00:26:06,985 --> 00:26:08,384 Are you crazy? 552 00:26:08,423 --> 00:26:09,343 I'm sorry! 553 00:26:09,382 --> 00:26:10,302 What did you do? 554 00:26:10,341 --> 00:26:11,261 I'm sorry! 555 00:26:11,300 --> 00:26:13,180 Okay, I'm sorry. 556 00:26:13,220 --> 00:26:14,619 Okay, come here. Come here. 557 00:26:14,658 --> 00:26:15,577 It's okay. It's okay. 558 00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:17,496 It's okay. Mommy's here. 559 00:26:17,535 --> 00:26:19,416 It's okay. It's okay. 560 00:26:19,455 --> 00:26:20,854 It's all right. 561 00:26:23,773 --> 00:26:25,173 Um, Ma, 562 00:26:27,132 --> 00:26:29,490 You haven't heard the worst part. 563 00:26:29,529 --> 00:26:30,928 What? 564 00:26:30,967 --> 00:26:32,367 He's, um... 565 00:26:32,407 --> 00:26:34,765 He's... 566 00:26:34,805 --> 00:26:36,204 a car salesman. 567 00:26:36,243 --> 00:26:38,123 Car salesman? 568 00:26:38,163 --> 00:26:39,562 Yeah. 569 00:26:39,601 --> 00:26:43,401 And, Ma, you're not gonna believe this, but, um, 570 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,799 he's a white car salesman. 571 00:26:48,238 --> 00:26:50,119 Wait a minute. Wh-- What do you mean, white? 572 00:26:50,158 --> 00:26:52,037 He's like... Like "white" white? 573 00:26:52,077 --> 00:26:53,956 White, white, white. 574 00:26:53,995 --> 00:26:55,876 You mean he's like a creamy 575 00:26:55,915 --> 00:26:57,795 eggshell kind of tan? 576 00:26:57,834 --> 00:26:59,713 No. Like white. 577 00:27:00,233 --> 00:27:01,633 Like totally white. Like a white guy. 578 00:27:02,153 --> 00:27:03,552 No. You mean that he was so light 579 00:27:04,071 --> 00:27:05,470 you thought he was a white guy. 580 00:27:05,990 --> 00:27:07,870 No, he's so light, Ma, he is a white guy. 581 00:27:07,910 --> 00:27:09,789 What do you mean, he's white?! 582 00:27:09,828 --> 00:27:11,708 I'm sorry. I didn't ask-- I didn't want no white-- 583 00:27:11,747 --> 00:27:13,627 What is he doing being white? 584 00:27:13,667 --> 00:27:15,066 I didn't ask for a white man. 585 00:27:15,105 --> 00:27:16,504 I distinctly asked for a black man. 586 00:27:17,024 --> 00:27:18,903 Did you see the guy? Was the guy black? 587 00:27:18,942 --> 00:27:21,783 Didn't I tell you the man came in a tube? He was in the tube. 588 00:27:21,822 --> 00:27:22,741 I couldn't see anything. 589 00:27:22,781 --> 00:27:24,180 You should've asked to see him! 590 00:27:24,219 --> 00:27:26,579 So kill me! Kill me! Kill me! Kill me! 591 00:27:26,618 --> 00:27:28,016 No, don't kill me. 592 00:27:28,055 --> 00:27:29,454 I'll kill myself. How's that? 593 00:27:29,494 --> 00:27:30,893 What do you mean, he's white? 594 00:27:30,932 --> 00:27:34,252 I can't-- Wait. Forget it. It doesn't matter. 595 00:27:34,291 --> 00:27:35,210 OK. 596 00:27:35,250 --> 00:27:36,169 It's no big deal. 597 00:27:36,209 --> 00:27:38,089 Hell, your hair's always been fine. 598 00:27:38,128 --> 00:27:39,048 So what? 599 00:27:39,087 --> 00:27:40,967 You're a little lighter than me. Big deal! 600 00:27:41,006 --> 00:27:42,885 Right. I mean, look at Lacie and Rissa. 601 00:27:42,925 --> 00:27:43,845 They're both really light, 602 00:27:43,884 --> 00:27:45,283 and both of their parents are really dark. 603 00:27:45,323 --> 00:27:46,722 They're my complexion. 604 00:27:46,761 --> 00:27:48,160 Look at those kids on the Cosby Show. 605 00:27:48,199 --> 00:27:49,599 Oh, please. 606 00:27:49,639 --> 00:27:50,558 You know they're mixed. 607 00:27:51,078 --> 00:27:51,997 Well, of course they're mixed. 608 00:27:52,037 --> 00:27:53,916 Okay. Well, then, we can never really tell. 609 00:27:53,955 --> 00:27:55,354 Who's gonna tell? Who cares? 610 00:27:55,394 --> 00:27:56,794 Are you gonna tell somebody? No! 611 00:27:56,833 --> 00:27:58,712 I'm not gonna tell somebody. So let's eat. 612 00:27:58,752 --> 00:27:59,271 OK. 613 00:27:59,391 --> 00:27:59,911 OK! 614 00:27:59,991 --> 00:28:00,710 OK. 615 00:28:03,069 --> 00:28:03,989 Ma, it's even worse. 616 00:28:04,028 --> 00:28:05,427 Oh, please! What? 617 00:28:05,947 --> 00:28:07,346 It's Hal Jackson. 618 00:28:07,385 --> 00:28:08,785 Who? 619 00:28:08,825 --> 00:28:10,224 Hal Jackson. 620 00:28:10,263 --> 00:28:12,142 "Because real cowboys are strong and tough, 621 00:28:12,182 --> 00:28:14,541 and so are American trucks." 622 00:28:14,581 --> 00:28:16,940 You mean, the schmuck on the television 623 00:28:16,949 --> 00:28:18,378 with all the animals? "Hal's your pal"? 624 00:28:18,417 --> 00:28:20,297 That's my dad. 625 00:28:21,777 --> 00:28:24,136 This is Hal Jackson from Jackson Motors, 626 00:28:24,175 --> 00:28:25,672 and this is Larry. 627 00:28:25,711 --> 00:28:26,631 Larry and I just saw 628 00:28:26,670 --> 00:28:28,548 Thelma and Louise together 629 00:28:28,552 --> 00:28:30,467 and we think if those two gals can see America, 630 00:28:30,506 --> 00:28:32,382 it's high time we did too. 631 00:28:32,390 --> 00:28:33,346 The old-fashioned way. 632 00:28:33,385 --> 00:28:35,264 Behind the wheel of a top-of-the-line 633 00:28:35,274 --> 00:28:36,703 American vehicle. 634 00:28:36,722 --> 00:28:38,622 Sit down there, Larry, and grab the wheel. 635 00:28:38,742 --> 00:28:39,281 Here, turn around and grab the wheel. 636 00:28:39,501 --> 00:28:41,021 There you go. You're driving big son. 637 00:28:41,540 --> 00:28:43,410 So come on down to Jackson Motors 638 00:28:43,429 --> 00:28:44,859 and see the specials we got 639 00:28:44,898 --> 00:28:45,818 going on cars and trucks. 640 00:28:45,857 --> 00:28:47,256 Could change your life. 641 00:28:47,295 --> 00:28:49,654 I know Larry's gonna change mine. 642 00:28:49,693 --> 00:28:51,093 Larry's my pal. 643 00:28:51,133 --> 00:28:53,012 Don't forget: Hal's your pal. 644 00:28:53,051 --> 00:28:55,410 Well, give me five here, Larry! 645 00:28:55,450 --> 00:28:56,842 All right. Grab your pistola 646 00:28:56,859 --> 00:28:58,768 here and let's go. 647 00:28:58,789 --> 00:29:00,687 Adios, folks. Go on, you can pick your nose later. 648 00:29:00,726 --> 00:29:02,126 Grab the wheel. Let's do some driving. 649 00:29:04,205 --> 00:29:06,084 Idiot. 650 00:29:23,284 --> 00:29:25,163 Oh, Lord. 651 00:29:27,122 --> 00:29:29,001 Stupid bear. 652 00:29:30,481 --> 00:29:34,281 You are beautiful because you are you, 653 00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:36,200 unique and individual. 654 00:29:36,239 --> 00:29:37,518 But maybe you don't believe this 655 00:29:37,557 --> 00:29:38,878 because your beauty can't completely be seen. 656 00:29:38,917 --> 00:29:39,837 Oh, Lord. 657 00:29:41,075 --> 00:29:42,955 Maybe you have unwanted extra weight. 658 00:29:43,874 --> 00:29:45,274 Maybe bad skin. 659 00:29:45,354 --> 00:29:46,753 Maybe poor posture. 660 00:29:46,792 --> 00:29:48,191 Maybe facial hair. 661 00:29:48,230 --> 00:29:50,590 Close your eyes right now 662 00:29:50,630 --> 00:29:52,988 and visualize these negatives disappearing. 663 00:29:53,508 --> 00:29:56,828 See the new, more beautiful you emerging. 664 00:30:04,106 --> 00:30:04,986 Good morning. 665 00:30:05,505 --> 00:30:06,904 I need to speak to somebody 666 00:30:06,944 --> 00:30:08,344 in your records department. 667 00:30:08,863 --> 00:30:10,743 We're looking for books on weddings. 668 00:30:10,782 --> 00:30:12,181 Her daughter Cindy's getting married. 669 00:30:12,701 --> 00:30:13,140 Ooh, finally! 670 00:30:13,660 --> 00:30:15,540 Well, that's nice, but I only carry books 671 00:30:15,579 --> 00:30:16,978 with traditional African ceremonies. 672 00:30:17,018 --> 00:30:18,897 Well, that's a start, I guess. 673 00:30:19,417 --> 00:30:20,337 Yes, um, look, 674 00:30:20,377 --> 00:30:23,216 17 years ago, I purchased some... 675 00:30:23,255 --> 00:30:24,653 Some, uh... 676 00:30:25,173 --> 00:30:27,053 We can't find the wedding books. 677 00:30:27,092 --> 00:30:28,972 Over by the voodoo dolls. 678 00:30:29,011 --> 00:30:30,890 Oh! Oh! 679 00:30:30,930 --> 00:30:32,810 Sperm. I bought sperm. 680 00:30:33,330 --> 00:30:34,729 I asked for an African-American. 681 00:30:34,768 --> 00:30:35,688 I don't think that's what I got. 682 00:30:35,727 --> 00:30:37,126 I filled out all of these forms. 683 00:30:37,165 --> 00:30:38,565 Nobody seems to be able to tell me-- 684 00:30:38,605 --> 00:30:39,524 Are the books in order of 685 00:30:39,563 --> 00:30:40,483 subject matter or by author? 686 00:30:40,522 --> 00:30:41,442 Author. 687 00:30:41,481 --> 00:30:42,880 Who's the author of the wedding book? 688 00:30:42,919 --> 00:30:44,800 Babe, I'm on the phone here. 689 00:30:44,839 --> 00:30:46,238 I don't know. 690 00:30:46,277 --> 00:30:48,157 My life is hanging in the balance, 691 00:30:48,196 --> 00:30:49,595 and you wanna talk to me about authors. 692 00:30:50,115 --> 00:30:51,035 Would you just do your thing. 693 00:30:51,075 --> 00:30:51,994 What thing? 694 00:30:52,034 --> 00:30:54,873 Look, I just don't think I got what I paid for. 695 00:30:54,912 --> 00:30:57,272 Why? Why do all complaints have to come in writing? 696 00:30:57,311 --> 00:30:59,670 It's obvious to me you people can't read. 697 00:30:59,709 --> 00:31:01,108 Do the "Urban Bush Woman" t-shirts 698 00:31:01,118 --> 00:31:02,097 come in petite? 699 00:31:02,106 --> 00:31:03,987 What exactly is an urban bush woman? 700 00:31:04,507 --> 00:31:06,865 Me! Me! I'm an urban bush woman! 701 00:31:06,905 --> 00:31:07,824 I'm an urban bush woman! 702 00:31:07,864 --> 00:31:08,784 Oh! 703 00:31:08,823 --> 00:31:10,703 This is not a mix-up. 704 00:31:10,742 --> 00:31:12,141 A mix-up is when you order hamburger 705 00:31:12,180 --> 00:31:13,100 and get a cheeseburger, 706 00:31:13,139 --> 00:31:14,539 or when you bring your clothes to the dry cleaner 707 00:31:14,579 --> 00:31:15,977 and they give you someone else's clothes. That's a mix-up. 708 00:31:16,017 --> 00:31:18,376 What I'm talking about is a major mistake in my life! 709 00:31:18,415 --> 00:31:19,334 I hate it when the 710 00:31:19,374 --> 00:31:20,293 dry cleaners make mistakes. 711 00:31:20,333 --> 00:31:21,733 Oh, and they say 712 00:31:21,772 --> 00:31:22,691 the chemicals in dry cleaning 713 00:31:22,731 --> 00:31:24,129 are very bad for you. 714 00:31:24,168 --> 00:31:25,088 I know.. 715 00:31:25,224 --> 00:31:27,104 Who are you people? Shut up! 716 00:31:27,143 --> 00:31:29,023 Get away from my counter. I'm busy! 717 00:31:29,062 --> 00:31:30,942 Go over there until I finish this conversation. 718 00:31:30,981 --> 00:31:32,380 And then I will help you. 719 00:31:32,419 --> 00:31:33,819 Well, all right. 720 00:31:33,858 --> 00:31:36,217 Now, listen, all you have to do is-- 721 00:31:36,257 --> 00:31:37,176 Hello? 722 00:31:37,696 --> 00:31:39,096 Hello? 723 00:31:39,135 --> 00:31:40,055 Damn it. 724 00:31:41,053 --> 00:31:43,452 Her attitude isn't very helpful. No, but her necklace is very interesting. 725 00:32:16,482 --> 00:32:19,371 I guess that explains why you like that surfing music shit, huh? 726 00:32:19,410 --> 00:32:22,251 That is not funny, Tea. 727 00:32:22,290 --> 00:32:25,128 That's messed up: A white dude. 728 00:32:25,167 --> 00:32:27,048 I should've never told you. 729 00:32:27,087 --> 00:32:28,486 No, that's cool. 730 00:32:28,525 --> 00:32:30,405 Didn't the dude say he could get you a deal on a truck? 731 00:32:30,444 --> 00:32:32,803 Yeah, right. That's amazing, huh? 732 00:32:32,843 --> 00:32:35,163 Yeah. I mean, there's a crazy difference 733 00:32:35,202 --> 00:32:37,481 between factory sticker and what they charge you. 734 00:32:38,001 --> 00:32:39,401 Big deal, Tea. 735 00:32:39,921 --> 00:32:40,840 It is a big deal. 736 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:42,199 Come on, you know my parents are getting me 737 00:32:42,319 --> 00:32:43,238 a car for graduation. 738 00:32:43,258 --> 00:32:46,598 Look, I'm taking you down there just to show you the place, 739 00:32:46,918 --> 00:32:48,517 not to get you a deal on a car, 740 00:32:48,556 --> 00:32:50,436 so get over it, all right? 741 00:32:50,475 --> 00:32:51,975 You're just mad 'cause you're white. 742 00:32:52,095 --> 00:32:53,794 Ha-ha! Shut up! "Shut up!" 743 00:32:56,712 --> 00:32:58,112 We're gonna crash. 744 00:33:04,192 --> 00:33:06,071 How many trucks sold this morning? 745 00:33:07,070 --> 00:33:07,990 Aw, come on, folks. 746 00:33:08,509 --> 00:33:10,869 First rule of sales: enthusiasm. 747 00:33:12,828 --> 00:33:15,188 Morning, darlin'. 748 00:33:15,227 --> 00:33:16,626 Look at this. 749 00:33:16,665 --> 00:33:18,545 Toyota lowered prices. 750 00:33:18,584 --> 00:33:20,943 All right. How much? 751 00:33:20,982 --> 00:33:21,902 Five percent across the board. 752 00:33:21,941 --> 00:33:24,300 Well, hell, that makes me feel great! 753 00:33:24,339 --> 00:33:25,738 Didn't make any of us feel great. 754 00:33:25,778 --> 00:33:28,137 That's because you're missing the big picture, Jose. 755 00:33:28,177 --> 00:33:29,576 They had to lower prices. 756 00:33:29,615 --> 00:33:31,494 We got ourselves a better product. 757 00:33:31,534 --> 00:33:32,453 All you need is conviction of belief. 758 00:33:32,492 --> 00:33:33,413 conviction of belief. 759 00:33:33,452 --> 00:33:34,372 I'll bet you $100 760 00:33:34,411 --> 00:33:36,291 I can nail the next person to walk through that door. 761 00:33:36,330 --> 00:33:37,729 Oh! I'm in. 762 00:33:37,768 --> 00:33:40,128 Hey, I can do that. 763 00:33:40,167 --> 00:33:41,087 All right. 764 00:33:41,126 --> 00:33:42,046 A little life in here. 765 00:33:42,085 --> 00:33:43,005 Who's holding? Paula? 766 00:33:43,044 --> 00:33:44,443 I am. There you go. 767 00:33:44,482 --> 00:33:45,882 Contract signature from the 768 00:33:45,921 --> 00:33:47,320 next person to step inside. 769 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:48,279 But if not, forget the money, 770 00:33:48,319 --> 00:33:49,718 just lower prices. 771 00:33:50,237 --> 00:33:50,676 All right. 772 00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:52,117 How much you got there, Paula? 773 00:34:00,316 --> 00:34:01,236 Piece of cake. 774 00:34:01,275 --> 00:34:02,194 Hold that for me, will you? 775 00:34:02,714 --> 00:34:03,635 Can I have my hat, Paula? 776 00:34:08,473 --> 00:34:10,353 Hey, there! I'm Hal Jackson. 777 00:34:10,393 --> 00:34:11,792 Welcome to the best selection, 778 00:34:11,831 --> 00:34:13,230 the finest-built cars and trucks 779 00:34:13,269 --> 00:34:14,668 this side of Detroit. 780 00:34:14,708 --> 00:34:17,067 Don't touch me. 781 00:34:17,107 --> 00:34:18,986 Well, of course not. No, ma'am. 782 00:34:19,506 --> 00:34:19,945 Uh... 783 00:34:20,464 --> 00:34:21,864 Hell, I understand what's happening here. 784 00:34:21,903 --> 00:34:23,782 There's a recession going on. 785 00:34:23,822 --> 00:34:25,701 I'll tell you what, no down payment. 786 00:34:25,740 --> 00:34:27,139 Now, you're looking for something special today? 787 00:34:27,179 --> 00:34:30,019 Yeah. Your head on a stick. 788 00:34:30,058 --> 00:34:32,417 This is gonna be a tough sale. 789 00:34:32,456 --> 00:34:34,337 Well, 790 00:34:34,376 --> 00:34:36,255 now, uh... 791 00:34:36,295 --> 00:34:38,653 Is it just trucks you have a problem with, 792 00:34:38,693 --> 00:34:39,613 or is it me? 793 00:34:39,653 --> 00:34:41,532 Just you. 794 00:34:41,571 --> 00:34:43,930 Say, are you the young lady 795 00:34:43,969 --> 00:34:46,329 who is from the animal rights group? 796 00:34:46,369 --> 00:34:49,687 No, I'm not. I'm Zora Mathews' mother. 797 00:34:51,647 --> 00:34:53,046 Oh. 798 00:34:54,526 --> 00:34:55,925 Wow. 799 00:34:55,964 --> 00:34:56,883 All right. 800 00:34:56,923 --> 00:34:58,803 You wanna step inside for a minute? 801 00:34:58,842 --> 00:34:59,762 Yeah. 802 00:34:59,801 --> 00:35:01,200 All right. 803 00:35:12,377 --> 00:35:13,296 Damn! Check that out. 804 00:35:13,336 --> 00:35:16,176 Maybe I'm making a mistake getting a truck. 805 00:35:16,215 --> 00:35:17,614 I think we might be making a mistake 806 00:35:17,654 --> 00:35:19,532 by coming down here. 807 00:35:19,571 --> 00:35:20,970 It's kind of flashy, 808 00:35:20,999 --> 00:35:22,409 but flashy can be good. 809 00:35:22,449 --> 00:35:23,368 Hi, gorgeous. Hi. 810 00:35:23,888 --> 00:35:24,808 You look better. A lot better. 811 00:35:24,847 --> 00:35:27,206 Flashy can also mean you're a penis head. 812 00:35:27,245 --> 00:35:29,125 This is Tea Cake. 813 00:35:29,165 --> 00:35:31,044 You her little brother? 814 00:35:31,564 --> 00:35:32,483 Kiss my ass. 815 00:35:33,003 --> 00:35:34,843 Excuse me. Nice to meet you. 816 00:35:37,002 --> 00:35:37,922 Let's get something 817 00:35:38,442 --> 00:35:39,361 straight right now, okay? 818 00:35:39,401 --> 00:35:41,281 There's no way you're the father. 819 00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:43,679 I knew there was some kind of screw-up. 820 00:35:43,718 --> 00:35:45,117 Yeah, well, I ordered a black man. 821 00:35:45,157 --> 00:35:46,077 Well, thank God. 822 00:35:46,117 --> 00:35:48,475 So, what seems to be the problem? 823 00:35:48,515 --> 00:35:50,394 I'll tell you what the problem is. 824 00:35:50,433 --> 00:35:52,793 My daughter came to you to pour her heart out 825 00:35:52,832 --> 00:35:53,752 and you offered her a kidney. 826 00:35:53,791 --> 00:35:54,711 Now, who the hell do you think you are? 827 00:35:54,750 --> 00:35:55,670 Wait a second, lady. 828 00:35:55,709 --> 00:35:57,108 She caught me off guard. 829 00:35:57,147 --> 00:35:59,507 I donate an ounce of sperm 18 years ago, 830 00:35:59,546 --> 00:36:01,905 and today some kid wants to call me daddy. 831 00:36:01,945 --> 00:36:02,864 Excuse me. 832 00:36:02,903 --> 00:36:04,784 She does not want to call you daddy. 833 00:36:04,823 --> 00:36:06,222 Fooled the hell out of me. 834 00:36:06,261 --> 00:36:08,141 Oh, did it? Why does that surprise me? 835 00:36:08,180 --> 00:36:09,479 Because you are a fool. 836 00:36:09,488 --> 00:36:10,239 You know what else you are? 837 00:36:10,278 --> 00:36:12,458 You are the scum that 838 00:36:12,497 --> 00:36:14,076 clogs up the cable stations, 839 00:36:14,096 --> 00:36:15,335 and even if you were black, I wouldn't like you. 840 00:36:15,374 --> 00:36:16,774 So you stay the hell away from my kid, understand? 841 00:36:16,994 --> 00:36:18,692 Now listen! Who's following who around? 842 00:36:19,212 --> 00:36:20,131 She came to me first. 843 00:36:20,651 --> 00:36:22,051 I tell you what, you keep her away from me! 844 00:36:22,571 --> 00:36:23,490 Are you giving me face? 845 00:36:23,530 --> 00:36:26,848 What the hell does that mean? 846 00:36:27,368 --> 00:36:28,768 Ahem. Good morning. Could I interest you-- 847 00:36:29,288 --> 00:36:29,727 No. 848 00:36:30,247 --> 00:36:31,166 0 for 2. 849 00:36:31,205 --> 00:36:32,604 Can I interest you 850 00:36:33,124 --> 00:36:33,563 in a test drive 851 00:36:34,084 --> 00:36:36,443 of a new model car truck? 852 00:36:36,962 --> 00:36:37,882 Well, yeah 853 00:36:37,921 --> 00:36:39,320 I'll look at whatever you wanna show me. 854 00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:40,760 Well, good. Why don't you come this way? 855 00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:43,598 ...my daughter? 856 00:36:43,637 --> 00:36:45,516 I had no intention of judging you or your-- 857 00:36:45,556 --> 00:36:46,476 Ma. 858 00:36:46,516 --> 00:36:47,435 Oh, great. 859 00:36:47,475 --> 00:36:48,394 What are you doing here? 860 00:36:48,414 --> 00:36:49,353 Yeah. Good question. 861 00:36:49,873 --> 00:36:52,232 The question really is, what are you doing here? 862 00:36:52,272 --> 00:36:53,671 Look, wait a minute. 863 00:36:53,710 --> 00:36:55,109 Anyone mind if I have a cigarette? 864 00:36:55,148 --> 00:36:56,547 Yes, I do mind. 865 00:36:56,587 --> 00:36:57,506 Ma, this is his office. 866 00:36:57,545 --> 00:36:58,945 But these are my lungs. 867 00:36:58,985 --> 00:37:00,384 Let him kill himself, and not me. 868 00:37:00,423 --> 00:37:02,782 All right. How about a drink, then? You got a problem with that? 869 00:37:02,821 --> 00:37:05,661 No, I don't. Why don't you make it two? 870 00:37:05,701 --> 00:37:08,060 I don't believe this. Ma, you never drink hard liquor. 871 00:37:08,099 --> 00:37:09,018 What a shame. 872 00:37:09,538 --> 00:37:10,459 Make it a double. 873 00:37:10,498 --> 00:37:12,377 All right. One drink coming up. 874 00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:13,817 You know, I noticed that 875 00:37:14,336 --> 00:37:15,735 you're having a hard time 876 00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:17,654 keeping yourself in school these days. 877 00:37:17,693 --> 00:37:20,052 I just wanted to talk to Hal. 878 00:37:20,091 --> 00:37:21,971 You know, a good education is invaluable, young lady. 879 00:37:22,010 --> 00:37:22,931 She knows that. 880 00:37:23,450 --> 00:37:25,330 She's going to Berkeley next fall. 881 00:37:25,369 --> 00:37:27,728 I wanted to go to Berkeley. 882 00:37:27,767 --> 00:37:29,167 I got into MIT, 883 00:37:29,206 --> 00:37:30,126 and that's my first choice. 884 00:37:30,165 --> 00:37:32,045 Well, she doesn't really wanna go 885 00:37:32,564 --> 00:37:34,445 all the way to Boston. 886 00:37:34,484 --> 00:37:35,883 Yes, I do really wanna go all the way to Boston. 887 00:37:35,922 --> 00:37:37,802 We can't afford it, can we? 888 00:37:37,841 --> 00:37:39,720 My science teacher is helping me 889 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,640 with scholarships. 890 00:37:42,639 --> 00:37:43,559 Ahh! 891 00:37:43,598 --> 00:37:45,477 She's always winning stuff like that. 892 00:37:45,517 --> 00:37:46,437 Look at her. 893 00:37:46,477 --> 00:37:48,356 She's so cute, she's so smart. 894 00:37:48,876 --> 00:37:49,795 Ma. 895 00:37:49,835 --> 00:37:50,754 Mom, don't start. 896 00:37:51,371 --> 00:37:51,810 Sorry. 897 00:37:52,329 --> 00:37:53,729 First you don't want me to go to Boston, 898 00:37:53,769 --> 00:37:55,648 now I'm winning all these awards. 899 00:37:55,687 --> 00:37:56,607 What? 900 00:37:56,646 --> 00:37:58,045 Well, I just think you could 901 00:37:58,085 --> 00:37:59,005 take all the awards you win 902 00:37:59,044 --> 00:37:59,964 and use them in Berkeley. 903 00:38:00,484 --> 00:38:01,883 This is really good. 904 00:38:01,922 --> 00:38:04,762 Ma, I don't want to go to Berkeley. 905 00:38:04,802 --> 00:38:06,200 I wanted to go to Berkeley. 906 00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:08,119 Who asked you? 907 00:38:08,639 --> 00:38:10,038 The-- Never mind. 908 00:38:10,077 --> 00:38:12,437 Can I have some more? 909 00:38:13,916 --> 00:38:14,836 You've got to sit down 910 00:38:15,356 --> 00:38:16,755 in this baby. 911 00:38:16,794 --> 00:38:18,673 Just wait. Ooh. 912 00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:19,632 See? 913 00:38:19,672 --> 00:38:21,071 I like this. 914 00:38:21,110 --> 00:38:22,990 See? That's a good color for you. 915 00:38:23,030 --> 00:38:23,949 Yeah. Yellow. 916 00:38:23,988 --> 00:38:25,868 You're not feeling too nervous 917 00:38:25,907 --> 00:38:27,786 about buying a truck, are you? 918 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:29,227 No. No, not at all. 919 00:38:29,746 --> 00:38:31,626 Good. Most men aren't, I find. 920 00:38:31,665 --> 00:38:33,064 You working now? 921 00:38:33,103 --> 00:38:34,023 Yeah, yeah. 922 00:38:34,062 --> 00:38:35,462 Good. 923 00:38:35,502 --> 00:38:37,381 May I ask where you work? 924 00:38:37,420 --> 00:38:38,819 At a bank. 925 00:38:38,859 --> 00:38:39,778 At a bank. 926 00:38:39,817 --> 00:38:41,698 And what department would that be? 927 00:38:41,737 --> 00:38:43,136 Uh, deposits. 928 00:38:43,656 --> 00:38:45,535 Deposits. 929 00:38:48,455 --> 00:38:50,334 And withdrawals? 930 00:38:50,854 --> 00:38:51,774 No. Just deposits. 931 00:38:53,254 --> 00:38:54,174 Cool. 932 00:38:55,653 --> 00:38:56,573 Key. 933 00:38:57,572 --> 00:38:58,491 Nuts. 934 00:38:58,531 --> 00:38:59,931 Isn't it? 935 00:39:00,450 --> 00:39:01,370 ♪ You put Your right foot in ♪ 936 00:39:01,890 --> 00:39:03,289 ♪ You put your right foot out ♪ 937 00:39:03,328 --> 00:39:04,727 ♪ You put Your right foot in ♪ 938 00:39:04,766 --> 00:39:06,647 ♪ And then you shake it all about ♪ 939 00:39:06,686 --> 00:39:07,605 ♪ You do the hokey-pokey ♪ 940 00:39:07,645 --> 00:39:09,044 Ma, let's just go home. 941 00:39:09,083 --> 00:39:10,482 Let's go talk about college. 942 00:39:10,521 --> 00:39:11,921 I wanna sing. 943 00:39:11,961 --> 00:39:13,360 That's a good idea. Why don't you all go home? 944 00:39:13,399 --> 00:39:14,318 Who asked you? 945 00:39:14,358 --> 00:39:16,236 Ma, This is his office. Now let's go. 946 00:39:16,275 --> 00:39:18,156 I know this is his office. 947 00:39:18,195 --> 00:39:19,594 I know that. Look at this place. 948 00:39:19,633 --> 00:39:21,032 I mean, please. 949 00:39:21,072 --> 00:39:21,991 Look at it. 950 00:39:22,031 --> 00:39:25,350 Cheesy wood, bowling trophies. 951 00:39:25,390 --> 00:39:27,748 Western motif makes me ill. 952 00:39:27,788 --> 00:39:29,668 Of course! And the titty sisters! 953 00:39:29,707 --> 00:39:31,106 This is absolutely his office. 954 00:39:31,626 --> 00:39:33,505 And look, green shag carpeting. 955 00:39:33,545 --> 00:39:34,944 My fave. 956 00:39:34,984 --> 00:39:35,904 And what's this? 957 00:39:36,903 --> 00:39:38,782 Aah! Hi. Look at you. Look at her. Oh, no. 958 00:39:40,262 --> 00:39:41,662 Alberta, thank you, Alberta. 959 00:39:41,701 --> 00:39:42,620 That'll be all, honey. 960 00:39:42,660 --> 00:39:44,059 Yeah, okay. 961 00:39:44,098 --> 00:39:45,018 Is that your mom? 962 00:39:45,057 --> 00:39:45,976 His mom? 963 00:39:46,016 --> 00:39:48,376 You got a problem with my office? 964 00:39:48,415 --> 00:39:50,294 No. It's just that she hates shag carpeting. 965 00:39:50,334 --> 00:39:51,253 Mom, let's go! Please! 966 00:39:51,292 --> 00:39:52,691 Don't apologize for me. 967 00:39:52,731 --> 00:39:54,611 I have a big problem with him. 968 00:39:54,650 --> 00:39:55,570 Now wait a second, she can say 969 00:39:55,609 --> 00:39:56,529 whatever she wants to. 970 00:39:56,568 --> 00:39:57,967 She's got rights. 971 00:39:58,006 --> 00:40:00,366 Why don't you just butt out? 972 00:40:00,406 --> 00:40:02,285 I'd love to butt out, 973 00:40:02,324 --> 00:40:03,244 but it's my office! 974 00:40:03,283 --> 00:40:04,682 You'd don't have to keep repeating that. 975 00:40:04,721 --> 00:40:05,642 I'm aware we're in your office. 976 00:40:05,681 --> 00:40:07,080 Mom, let's go home. 977 00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:08,519 I'm not ready to go yet! 978 00:40:08,558 --> 00:40:10,437 I have a point to make here! 979 00:40:10,477 --> 00:40:12,836 What? What is your point? 980 00:40:12,876 --> 00:40:14,754 I'll tell you what my point is. 981 00:40:14,793 --> 00:40:17,633 My point is this: We don't want you. 982 00:40:17,673 --> 00:40:18,592 You don't want us. 983 00:40:18,632 --> 00:40:19,551 Let's keep that clear. 984 00:40:20,071 --> 00:40:20,990 You are not the father. 985 00:40:21,030 --> 00:40:22,909 And even if you were, 986 00:40:22,948 --> 00:40:24,348 we still wouldn't want you. 987 00:40:24,485 --> 00:40:26,364 Hell, she doesn't look anything like me. 988 00:40:26,403 --> 00:40:27,323 Well, thank God for-- 989 00:40:40,322 --> 00:40:42,203 I'm gonna sit down. 990 00:40:48,962 --> 00:40:51,801 Ma, are you okay? 991 00:40:53,761 --> 00:40:55,160 Are you all right? 992 00:40:57,119 --> 00:40:58,998 Yeah. 993 00:41:07,678 --> 00:41:09,557 So, ahem. Where'd you park? 994 00:41:09,596 --> 00:41:11,956 Uh, down the sidewalk. 995 00:41:11,996 --> 00:41:13,394 Oh, I do that too. 996 00:41:13,433 --> 00:41:15,312 She rode her bicycle. 997 00:41:19,192 --> 00:41:20,111 Well, maybe we ought to... 998 00:41:20,631 --> 00:41:21,551 Yeah. 999 00:41:22,070 --> 00:41:23,469 Yeah. All right. Here we go. 1000 00:41:27,349 --> 00:41:29,709 Thank you-- Thank you for having us. 1001 00:41:35,507 --> 00:41:36,907 We're cutting prices. 1002 00:41:36,946 --> 00:41:38,345 Yes! 1003 00:41:38,865 --> 00:41:39,785 It's all right. 1004 00:41:40,304 --> 00:41:41,704 I don't like white people. 1005 00:41:47,502 --> 00:41:49,862 Hey, I think I bought a truck. Whoo! 1006 00:41:50,861 --> 00:41:53,702 Stop it. Say, I tell you what, 1007 00:41:53,741 --> 00:41:55,620 why don't we put the bicycle in the back of the truck? 1008 00:41:55,660 --> 00:41:57,539 I'll drive you where you're going. 1009 00:41:57,578 --> 00:41:59,938 I told you, I don't need any help. Goodbye. 1010 00:42:01,897 --> 00:42:04,256 1011 00:42:07,176 --> 00:42:08,575 Zora, right? 1012 00:42:08,614 --> 00:42:10,013 Yes. 1013 00:42:10,533 --> 00:42:11,932 You kind of caught me 1014 00:42:11,971 --> 00:42:13,370 by surprise yesterday, Zora. 1015 00:42:13,409 --> 00:42:16,248 I want to apologize if I hurt your feelings. 1016 00:42:16,768 --> 00:42:18,168 It's okay. 1017 00:42:18,207 --> 00:42:20,087 I'm sorry that my mom showed up here. 1018 00:42:20,126 --> 00:42:22,485 No problem. 1019 00:42:25,885 --> 00:42:27,284 Goodbye. 1020 00:42:28,763 --> 00:42:29,683 Bye. 1021 00:42:31,164 --> 00:42:34,003 Ooh, ooh, ooh, shit! 1022 00:42:35,482 --> 00:42:36,882 Oh, Christ. 1023 00:42:42,202 --> 00:42:44,561 Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Goddamn it! 1024 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:05,119 What is wrong with you, coming around that corner like that? 1025 00:43:05,158 --> 00:43:06,079 Are you crazy? 1026 00:43:06,118 --> 00:43:07,517 Stop the car! Aah! 1027 00:43:07,556 --> 00:43:09,355 Oh, look at that, a parking space. 1028 00:43:09,875 --> 00:43:11,273 Goddamn it, pull the car over! 1029 00:43:11,793 --> 00:43:12,713 Just let me out. 1030 00:43:12,753 --> 00:43:14,632 Are you gonna unlock the door, or what? 1031 00:43:14,671 --> 00:43:16,551 Come on and unlock this damn door 1032 00:43:16,590 --> 00:43:17,989 before I slap you! 1033 00:43:18,028 --> 00:43:19,428 I can't stand your ass! 1034 00:43:19,468 --> 00:43:21,347 Son of a bitch! 1035 00:43:21,386 --> 00:43:23,266 What is wrong with you, are you crazy coming around that corner! 1036 00:43:23,305 --> 00:43:25,185 Where do you think you are, in L.A.? 1037 00:43:25,225 --> 00:43:26,624 Goddamn, crazy white people. 1038 00:43:26,663 --> 00:43:28,062 Hello there, folks! 1039 00:43:28,582 --> 00:43:30,941 Thank you very much for the ride! 1040 00:43:30,981 --> 00:43:31,900 Do you mind if I come in 1041 00:43:32,420 --> 00:43:34,299 and drain the lizard? 1042 00:43:34,339 --> 00:43:35,258 If you drain the... 1043 00:43:35,778 --> 00:43:37,658 Does that mean you have to go to the bathroom? 1044 00:43:38,178 --> 00:43:38,617 Uh-huh. 1045 00:43:39,137 --> 00:43:40,056 Fine. Come on in! 1046 00:43:40,096 --> 00:43:41,495 You crazy... 1047 00:43:42,975 --> 00:43:44,855 You locked us in. 1048 00:43:44,894 --> 00:43:46,773 We were gonna call 911, 1049 00:43:46,813 --> 00:43:48,693 but then we started reading books. 1050 00:43:48,732 --> 00:43:51,091 I'll take these. They're fascinating. 1051 00:43:51,130 --> 00:43:53,010 We'll take everything, and... 1052 00:43:53,049 --> 00:43:55,889 I am so sorry, dear. 1053 00:43:55,928 --> 00:43:58,768 I really had no idea we'd done so many awful things. 1054 00:43:58,807 --> 00:44:00,687 Hello. 1055 00:44:00,727 --> 00:44:02,606 Hello. 1056 00:44:02,645 --> 00:44:03,565 Ladies. 1057 00:44:03,604 --> 00:44:05,003 Hell of an idea. 1058 00:44:05,043 --> 00:44:06,923 Lock the customers in till they buy something. 1059 00:44:06,962 --> 00:44:08,361 Wonder if that works with trucks. 1060 00:44:08,401 --> 00:44:10,758 Oh, my God, look at this place. 1061 00:44:10,798 --> 00:44:11,717 Book city. 1062 00:44:11,756 --> 00:44:13,156 You read all this? 1063 00:44:13,196 --> 00:44:14,595 The bathroom's upstairs 1064 00:44:14,634 --> 00:44:15,554 on the right. 1065 00:44:15,593 --> 00:44:17,952 Oh, we haven't been up there. 1066 00:44:17,991 --> 00:44:18,912 No! 1067 00:44:18,951 --> 00:44:20,830 There's nothing up there to buy. 1068 00:44:21,350 --> 00:44:22,270 Oh. Oh. 1069 00:44:22,309 --> 00:44:24,188 Well, we have a check all made out for you, 1070 00:44:24,228 --> 00:44:28,028 including tax at 7 1/2 percent. 1071 00:44:28,067 --> 00:44:30,426 Oh, no, no, no. It's eight and a half. 1072 00:44:30,466 --> 00:44:31,386 Maybe you're right. 1073 00:44:31,425 --> 00:44:33,784 Who cares? You're done. 1074 00:44:33,823 --> 00:44:34,742 Oh. Thanks. 1075 00:44:34,782 --> 00:44:35,701 Thank you. 1076 00:44:35,741 --> 00:44:36,661 That's great. 1077 00:44:36,701 --> 00:44:37,620 Happy wedding. 1078 00:44:37,659 --> 00:44:38,676 Bye! 1079 00:44:38,715 --> 00:44:40,594 Let me help you. Bye-bye, ma'am. 1080 00:44:40,634 --> 00:44:42,033 Bye! 1081 00:44:42,072 --> 00:44:42,993 Bye-bye, ladies! 1082 00:44:43,032 --> 00:44:43,951 Bye. 1083 00:44:43,991 --> 00:44:44,910 Bye-bye, now. 1084 00:44:44,950 --> 00:44:46,829 Whoo! Black authors up the wazoo. 1085 00:44:46,868 --> 00:44:50,188 Yeah, I read black authors, you know. 1086 00:44:50,227 --> 00:44:52,586 A Wilt Chamberlain book changed my life. 1087 00:44:55,026 --> 00:44:56,425 Oh, wait a second here. 1088 00:44:56,465 --> 00:44:57,864 Maybe I don't have to go anymore. 1089 00:44:59,823 --> 00:45:00,743 Nope, there it is! 1090 00:45:00,783 --> 00:45:02,182 Little silvery feeling. 1091 00:45:02,221 --> 00:45:03,620 The call of the wild. 1092 00:45:44,458 --> 00:45:45,857 Is this the guy? 1093 00:45:47,336 --> 00:45:49,696 Is who what guy? 1094 00:45:49,736 --> 00:45:51,615 The guy. 1095 00:45:51,654 --> 00:45:54,974 The guy that was supposed to be Zora's father but isn't, 1096 00:45:55,013 --> 00:45:56,412 because, you know... 1097 00:45:57,411 --> 00:45:59,291 Yeah. That's my husband, Charles. 1098 00:45:59,330 --> 00:46:00,729 Charlie. 1099 00:46:00,768 --> 00:46:02,649 Looks nice. 1100 00:46:03,648 --> 00:46:05,527 Was he nice? 1101 00:46:07,486 --> 00:46:09,366 Yeah, he was nice. 1102 00:46:10,845 --> 00:46:12,244 Never remarried? 1103 00:46:12,283 --> 00:46:13,204 Heh. No. 1104 00:46:13,243 --> 00:46:14,642 I mean, 1105 00:46:14,682 --> 00:46:17,040 what's the point? 1106 00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:17,999 Yeah. 1107 00:46:18,038 --> 00:46:19,438 Yeah, I'm divorced. 1108 00:46:19,478 --> 00:46:20,397 Twice. 1109 00:46:21,877 --> 00:46:24,716 Right now, I'm living with someone. 1110 00:46:24,755 --> 00:46:26,636 Hmm... 1111 00:46:26,675 --> 00:46:28,554 Never had any children. 1112 00:46:32,434 --> 00:46:34,793 That's Zora! Looks like a nice kid. 1113 00:46:35,313 --> 00:46:38,153 Oh, she's a great kid. 1114 00:46:38,672 --> 00:46:40,552 I don't know what I would've done without her. 1115 00:46:42,991 --> 00:46:44,871 Family really is the way to go. 1116 00:46:46,830 --> 00:46:48,710 I live to enjoy myself. 1117 00:46:58,349 --> 00:46:59,748 Funny thing, sperm. 1118 00:47:03,148 --> 00:47:05,988 Well, what do we got here? 1119 00:47:06,027 --> 00:47:08,866 "Jesus was a black man." 1120 00:47:08,905 --> 00:47:12,224 Well, at least you got yourself a point of view. 1121 00:47:12,263 --> 00:47:15,583 Boy, must be a real bummer having a half-white kid. 1122 00:47:15,622 --> 00:47:17,021 Fuck you. 1123 00:47:17,061 --> 00:47:18,940 Apparently, we already did that. 1124 00:47:18,979 --> 00:47:20,860 You know what? Get out. 1125 00:47:20,899 --> 00:47:23,258 You know, for being such a free spirit, 1126 00:47:23,297 --> 00:47:24,696 you are surprisingly uptight. 1127 00:47:24,735 --> 00:47:27,576 And you, not surprisingly, are a pain in the ass. 1128 00:47:27,695 --> 00:47:28,494 It turns out I have a daughter 1129 00:47:28,534 --> 00:47:30,933 that I never even heard about. 1130 00:47:30,972 --> 00:47:32,852 You don't have a daughter. 1131 00:47:32,892 --> 00:47:35,250 I have a daughter. You have a car dealership. 1132 00:47:35,290 --> 00:47:36,689 I thought we straightened all this out. 1133 00:47:36,728 --> 00:47:38,128 Fine by me. 1134 00:47:38,648 --> 00:47:39,567 But are you sure it's fine with her? 1135 00:47:39,607 --> 00:47:41,006 I mean, she's the one that hunted me out. 1136 00:47:41,045 --> 00:47:43,404 Maybe she wants to see me? 1137 00:47:43,444 --> 00:47:44,843 I don't think so. 1138 00:47:44,882 --> 00:47:46,762 Come on now. I was always good at math and science. 1139 00:47:46,801 --> 00:47:48,680 Maybe I had something to do with that part. 1140 00:47:48,720 --> 00:47:50,120 You had nothing to do with it. Nothing. 1141 00:47:50,159 --> 00:47:52,038 Do you understand me? 1142 00:47:52,078 --> 00:47:53,957 I understand you, Your Highness. 1143 00:47:53,996 --> 00:47:55,877 See? I can't talk to you anymore. 1144 00:47:56,396 --> 00:47:58,276 It's okay. I'm out of here. 1145 00:47:58,315 --> 00:47:59,235 Mm-hmm. 1146 00:48:00,234 --> 00:48:01,634 Have a nice life. 1147 00:48:01,673 --> 00:48:02,593 I will. 1148 00:48:13,190 --> 00:48:14,110 Hi. 1149 00:48:14,150 --> 00:48:15,549 Hi. 1150 00:48:16,548 --> 00:48:18,427 Okay. What's up? 1151 00:48:18,467 --> 00:48:20,826 You think he's my father? 1152 00:48:20,866 --> 00:48:21,785 Look, all he was 1153 00:48:21,825 --> 00:48:24,183 was some sperm 1154 00:48:24,223 --> 00:48:26,103 with one motivated swimmer. 1155 00:48:26,142 --> 00:48:27,541 That's all. 1156 00:48:29,021 --> 00:48:32,340 I just wish I could've asked him a few questions. 1157 00:48:32,380 --> 00:48:35,698 Why? The man is so dumb, what was he gonna tell you? 1158 00:48:35,738 --> 00:48:38,098 Forget it. It's over. Leave it alone. 1159 00:48:38,137 --> 00:48:39,536 I know, Ma, but you don't-- 1160 00:48:39,575 --> 00:48:43,855 Please. I really don't want to talk about this anymore. 1161 00:48:45,814 --> 00:48:46,733 OK. 1162 00:48:49,652 --> 00:48:51,532 Ma, just one thing. 1163 00:48:51,572 --> 00:48:52,971 What? 1164 00:48:53,107 --> 00:48:54,986 When you were alone with him, 1165 00:48:55,025 --> 00:48:56,425 did he say anything about me? 1166 00:48:59,344 --> 00:49:00,743 Is it really that important to you? 1167 00:49:02,224 --> 00:49:03,623 Yes. 1168 00:49:06,540 --> 00:49:08,421 Well, yeah, he did. 1169 00:49:09,420 --> 00:49:10,819 He said, uh... 1170 00:49:10,858 --> 00:49:13,697 That you seemed really smart 1171 00:49:13,737 --> 00:49:16,096 and really confident. 1172 00:49:16,136 --> 00:49:18,975 He also said he thought you were really beautiful. 1173 00:49:20,456 --> 00:49:20,895 Really? 1174 00:49:21,414 --> 00:49:21,854 Yeah. 1175 00:49:22,373 --> 00:49:22,812 Really? 1176 00:49:23,332 --> 00:49:24,731 I cross my heart. Yeah. 1177 00:49:26,691 --> 00:49:27,611 That's cool. 1178 00:49:32,450 --> 00:49:33,849 Good night. 1179 00:49:34,848 --> 00:49:36,728 Good night, my daughter. 1180 00:49:36,767 --> 00:49:38,167 I love you. 1181 00:49:38,206 --> 00:49:39,605 I love you too. 1182 00:49:43,484 --> 00:49:45,364 It's not true. 1183 00:49:45,403 --> 00:49:47,283 But it's cool. 1184 00:49:49,402 --> 00:49:51,282 This is Hal Jackson of Jackson Motors, 1185 00:49:51,802 --> 00:49:53,681 asking you to bear in mind 1186 00:49:53,721 --> 00:49:55,600 there's a reason so many people come to us 1187 00:49:55,639 --> 00:49:57,520 for deals on cars and trucks. 1188 00:49:57,559 --> 00:49:59,918 There's no offer I won't consider. 1189 00:49:59,957 --> 00:50:01,836 Now I'm gonna wrestle with you over the down payment 1190 00:50:05,236 --> 00:50:05,675 Daddy? 1191 00:50:06,194 --> 00:50:07,114 Sarah? 1192 00:50:07,634 --> 00:50:08,073 Daddy! 1193 00:50:08,594 --> 00:50:09,033 Oh, Daddy! 1194 00:50:09,552 --> 00:50:10,951 I found you. 1195 00:50:10,991 --> 00:50:12,870 They said you were dead, but-- 1196 00:50:13,390 --> 00:50:14,310 You should try this. 1197 00:50:14,830 --> 00:50:16,229 Hal. You should try this. 1198 00:50:17,108 --> 00:50:17,547 Mmm-hmm. 1199 00:50:17,707 --> 00:50:19,586 Don't you know me, Daddy? 1200 00:50:19,625 --> 00:50:21,506 I'm Sarah! I'm Sarah! 1201 00:50:22,025 --> 00:50:25,344 The final price will be...shocking! 1202 00:50:27,304 --> 00:50:29,183 But I'm Sarah! 1203 00:50:34,023 --> 00:50:35,422 Yes. 1204 00:50:35,661 --> 00:50:36,581 Yes. 1205 00:50:37,140 --> 00:50:38,580 Sarah! 1206 00:50:38,820 --> 00:50:40,219 My baby. 1207 00:50:42,178 --> 00:50:43,577 Her Majesty, the queen. 1208 00:50:51,777 --> 00:50:53,176 My daddy. 1209 00:51:24,254 --> 00:51:25,174 Hello. 1210 00:51:25,213 --> 00:51:26,132 Hey, how are you doing? 1211 00:51:26,172 --> 00:51:27,092 All right. 1212 00:51:29,051 --> 00:51:30,931 Where's Zora? 1213 00:51:30,970 --> 00:51:32,850 Uh, she just left. 1214 00:51:33,849 --> 00:51:35,729 Oh. She go get lunch? 1215 00:51:37,208 --> 00:51:38,128 Um, you know, 1216 00:51:38,167 --> 00:51:39,567 she never really tells me. 1217 00:51:39,606 --> 00:51:41,965 I-- I don't know. 1218 00:51:42,005 --> 00:51:43,404 You don't know? 1219 00:51:43,443 --> 00:51:44,843 What do you mean you don't know? 1220 00:51:44,882 --> 00:51:45,802 Where is she? 1221 00:51:47,281 --> 00:51:48,680 Don't ignore me. 1222 00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:51,080 You better tell me where she is 1223 00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:51,599 or I'm gonna 1224 00:51:51,638 --> 00:51:53,518 rip out your trachea. 1225 00:51:53,677 --> 00:51:54,596 Oh, Zora. 1226 00:51:54,676 --> 00:51:55,596 Yeah, Zora. 1227 00:51:56,395 --> 00:51:58,755 She went down to the car dealership. 1228 00:51:58,794 --> 00:51:59,714 What?! 1229 00:51:59,753 --> 00:52:01,151 She went. I didn't go. 1230 00:52:01,191 --> 00:52:02,110 Ow! 1231 00:52:03,591 --> 00:52:05,949 This is Hal Jackson of Jackson Motors, 1232 00:52:05,989 --> 00:52:07,868 inviting you to come on down and see the circus of deals 1233 00:52:07,907 --> 00:52:08,828 we got going on 1234 00:52:08,867 --> 00:52:11,706 the latest model cars and trucks. 1235 00:52:11,746 --> 00:52:13,625 Tiny, down. 1236 00:52:14,624 --> 00:52:15,545 Don't forget, 1237 00:52:15,584 --> 00:52:17,464 10 percent back means 10 percent more peanuts 1238 00:52:17,503 --> 00:52:18,902 in your pocket. 1239 00:52:18,941 --> 00:52:20,821 Isn't that right, Tiny? 1240 00:52:20,861 --> 00:52:23,220 Or did you forget again? 1241 00:52:23,739 --> 00:52:24,659 Great. 1242 00:52:24,698 --> 00:52:25,618 Cueing Tiny. 1243 00:52:25,657 --> 00:52:27,537 1244 00:52:27,577 --> 00:52:28,976 High-ho, Tiny! 1245 00:52:29,015 --> 00:52:30,414 Cut, cut, cut. 1246 00:52:30,453 --> 00:52:31,373 Reset. 1247 00:52:31,412 --> 00:52:32,332 Reset, Tiny. 1248 00:52:32,371 --> 00:52:33,292 Resetting, Tiny. 1249 00:52:33,331 --> 00:52:35,210 What the hell you mean cut? 1250 00:52:35,250 --> 00:52:37,129 We're losing you when Tiny rears up. 1251 00:52:37,168 --> 00:52:39,049 Okay, We're ready to go again. 1252 00:52:39,088 --> 00:52:40,967 Oh, my God, she's back. 1253 00:52:41,487 --> 00:52:42,407 Concentration, Hal. 1254 00:52:42,446 --> 00:52:43,845 Teddy, Give me a cigarette quick. 1255 00:52:43,884 --> 00:52:45,765 You're talking to me-- 1256 00:52:45,804 --> 00:52:47,683 Just shut up and give me the damn cigarette, will you? 1257 00:52:50,602 --> 00:52:52,002 Great. 1258 00:52:52,138 --> 00:52:54,497 Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. 1259 00:52:54,536 --> 00:52:55,456 Hey, lady! Hello! 1260 00:52:58,856 --> 00:53:00,734 This is Hal Jackson of Jackson Motors. 1261 00:53:00,774 --> 00:53:02,653 Come on, down. 1262 00:53:03,653 --> 00:53:04,573 Whoa! Hey! 1263 00:53:07,972 --> 00:53:09,852 Whoa! 1264 00:53:09,892 --> 00:53:13,210 Ten percent back means 10 percent more peanuts in your pocket. 1265 00:53:13,250 --> 00:53:16,090 Isn't that right, Tiny? Or did you forget again? Oh, no, no, Tiny. 1266 00:53:20,928 --> 00:53:23,288 Whoa. What's happening? 1267 00:53:23,327 --> 00:53:25,207 Here we go again. 1268 00:53:27,166 --> 00:53:28,566 Alert the media! What? 1269 00:53:28,605 --> 00:53:30,004 The press! Call the press! 1270 00:53:30,043 --> 00:53:31,923 Uh, Ma, look. 1271 00:53:31,962 --> 00:53:34,322 Oh, shit! 1272 00:53:34,361 --> 00:53:35,760 Oh, my God! 1273 00:53:38,679 --> 00:53:42,479 1274 00:53:42,518 --> 00:53:43,917 Stop ringing the goddamn bell! 1275 00:53:43,956 --> 00:53:45,837 We're right behind you, babe! 1276 00:53:45,876 --> 00:53:48,235 Stop ringing the goddamn bell! 1277 00:53:50,674 --> 00:53:52,555 Oh, shit! Aah! 1278 00:53:59,712 --> 00:54:00,632 Oh, shit! 1279 00:54:00,671 --> 00:54:03,030 Stop ringing the goddamn-- Ow! 1280 00:54:08,829 --> 00:54:11,189 You better be shooting! You cut, you die! 1281 00:54:11,228 --> 00:54:12,148 You cut, you die! 1282 00:54:12,668 --> 00:54:14,067 This is all fabulous! 1283 00:54:21,306 --> 00:54:22,706 Move! Move! 1284 00:54:22,745 --> 00:54:25,104 Oh, Lord, help! 1285 00:54:25,144 --> 00:54:26,543 Hal, it's Kimberly. 1286 00:54:26,582 --> 00:54:28,462 You never called. 1287 00:54:28,502 --> 00:54:30,381 Oh, hi. 1288 00:54:31,860 --> 00:54:34,220 Stop! Whoa! Whoa! 1289 00:54:34,260 --> 00:54:35,179 Oh, Jesus. 1290 00:54:39,858 --> 00:54:42,217 Coming through. Watch your feet. 1291 00:54:42,257 --> 00:54:43,176 Coming through. 1292 00:54:44,175 --> 00:54:47,735 Please, stop ringing the goddamn bell! 1293 00:54:47,775 --> 00:54:49,174 1294 00:54:55,253 --> 00:54:56,733 Oh, Jesus! 1295 00:55:08,251 --> 00:55:10,451 1296 00:55:10,490 --> 00:55:11,410 Ta-da! 1297 00:55:20,729 --> 00:55:23,569 Thank you, Jesus! Thank you. I'm alive. 1298 00:55:23,609 --> 00:55:25,008 Ma! 1299 00:55:25,047 --> 00:55:26,926 I'm lucky. I'm lucky. 1300 00:55:26,966 --> 00:55:28,366 Thank you, baby. 1301 00:55:29,365 --> 00:55:30,764 It wasn't my fault. 1302 00:55:30,803 --> 00:55:33,642 Wait! Wait till you see the footage. Shut up! 1303 00:55:33,682 --> 00:55:35,082 Two news crews showed up. 1304 00:55:35,121 --> 00:55:36,040 I'm alive. Thank you 1305 00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:37,479 Are you okay? 1306 00:55:37,518 --> 00:55:38,917 Yes, I'm fine. 1307 00:55:38,956 --> 00:55:40,356 Ma, not you. 1308 00:55:40,396 --> 00:55:41,795 Are you all right? 1309 00:55:41,834 --> 00:55:44,193 Do I look all right to you? 1310 00:55:44,232 --> 00:55:45,152 Wait. 1311 00:55:45,191 --> 00:55:47,071 Hey, hey, what are you doing? 1312 00:55:47,111 --> 00:55:49,469 The elephant was following the bell, 1313 00:55:49,509 --> 00:55:50,428 your bell. This... 1314 00:55:50,468 --> 00:55:51,387 This... 1315 00:55:52,387 --> 00:55:55,706 This goddamn bell. 1316 00:55:57,184 --> 00:55:58,105 It was? 1317 00:55:58,144 --> 00:55:59,543 Oh, shit. 1318 00:55:59,582 --> 00:56:00,981 Yeah. He was. 1319 00:56:01,021 --> 00:56:02,900 He was following my bell? 1320 00:56:02,939 --> 00:56:04,820 I thought you were dead 1321 00:56:04,859 --> 00:56:05,779 at that intersection. 1322 00:56:05,818 --> 00:56:07,217 That was close, wasn't it? Yeah. 1323 00:56:07,256 --> 00:56:08,655 Yeah. 1324 00:56:09,654 --> 00:56:11,535 My bell. 1325 00:56:13,014 --> 00:56:15,854 You mean you ended up in the water 1326 00:56:15,893 --> 00:56:18,253 because of my bell? 1327 00:56:18,292 --> 00:56:19,691 I'm sorry. 1328 00:56:20,690 --> 00:56:22,570 Wait, wait! 1329 00:56:24,050 --> 00:56:25,929 You know something? You can go to hell. 1330 00:56:25,969 --> 00:56:26,888 If I could follow you 1331 00:56:26,927 --> 00:56:29,287 I'll ring my bell so you know it's me. 1332 00:56:29,327 --> 00:56:30,726 He's really pissed. 1333 00:56:31,245 --> 00:56:33,044 You're gorgeous when you're wet. 1334 00:56:39,724 --> 00:56:41,764 Just take my word for it. 1335 00:56:41,803 --> 00:56:43,202 It was a disaster. 1336 00:56:43,242 --> 00:56:44,641 Goddamn disaster. 1337 00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:47,520 I hear elephants can be very, very violent. 1338 00:56:47,559 --> 00:56:49,918 Plus, they're pregnant for two years. 1339 00:56:49,958 --> 00:56:52,317 Two years. Can you imagine that? 1340 00:56:52,357 --> 00:56:54,716 And then the baby elephant comes out, 1341 00:56:54,755 --> 00:56:56,633 has this really bristly hair. 1342 00:56:56,673 --> 00:56:57,592 Turn over. Unh! 1343 00:56:59,073 --> 00:57:00,952 Stacy, honey, 1344 00:57:01,088 --> 00:57:02,487 my whole career's gone down 1345 00:57:02,526 --> 00:57:03,925 the toilet, and you're talking about 1346 00:57:03,965 --> 00:57:04,885 pregnant elephants? 1347 00:57:04,925 --> 00:57:08,243 Aw, monkey man, you're full of stress. 1348 00:57:08,283 --> 00:57:10,642 There's a point right here in your hand 1349 00:57:10,682 --> 00:57:12,561 that if I squeeze-- close your eyes, 1350 00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:14,480 this isn't going to hurt. 1351 00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:17,839 Does that feel better? 1352 00:57:18,838 --> 00:57:19,757 That's better, isn't it? 1353 00:57:20,277 --> 00:57:20,716 Ow. 1354 00:57:21,236 --> 00:57:22,155 Turn over again. 1355 00:57:22,195 --> 00:57:23,595 Oh! 1356 00:57:23,634 --> 00:57:24,554 You know something? 1357 00:57:24,593 --> 00:57:25,992 If you did lose your business, 1358 00:57:26,031 --> 00:57:27,430 you could always take the time 1359 00:57:27,469 --> 00:57:28,869 to explore your artistic side. 1360 00:57:28,909 --> 00:57:30,788 Like, I always thought you had the hands of somebody 1361 00:57:30,827 --> 00:57:33,667 who could be a surgeon 1362 00:57:33,706 --> 00:57:35,106 or play the violin. 1363 00:57:35,145 --> 00:57:36,544 But Stacy, honey-- 1364 00:57:36,584 --> 00:57:37,503 I know what you're going to say. 1365 00:57:37,542 --> 00:57:40,382 Nobody listens to the violin anymore. 1366 00:57:40,421 --> 00:57:43,261 That's true, but you could make them do it 1367 00:57:43,781 --> 00:57:45,180 by playing it in a whole new way, 1368 00:57:45,219 --> 00:57:47,579 like, for example, more bluesy, perhaps, 1369 00:57:47,618 --> 00:57:48,538 or... Rap! 1370 00:57:48,577 --> 00:57:49,497 Rap! Rap! 1371 00:57:49,536 --> 00:57:50,455 Rap even! 1372 00:57:50,495 --> 00:57:52,855 You could do it like a-- Oh. 1373 00:57:52,894 --> 00:57:53,813 Oh, sorry. I-- Oh. 1374 00:57:54,812 --> 00:57:56,691 Your head hurts, doesn't it? 1375 00:57:56,730 --> 00:57:59,090 Do you want me to, um, 1376 00:57:59,129 --> 00:58:01,009 maybe sing you a song or something? 1377 00:58:02,008 --> 00:58:02,927 OK. 1378 00:58:02,967 --> 00:58:04,847 No. No, please don't. 1379 00:58:04,886 --> 00:58:06,766 It's a very nice song. 1380 00:58:06,805 --> 00:58:08,204 Music can be so healing. 1381 00:58:08,243 --> 00:58:10,602 This is the song. 1382 00:58:10,643 --> 00:58:13,961 ♪ Dr. Long ♪ 1383 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,359 ♪ Dr. Song ♪ 1384 00:58:16,399 --> 00:58:18,758 ♪ Nice song ♪ 1385 00:58:18,798 --> 00:58:22,116 ♪ Makes you feel better ♪ 1386 00:58:22,156 --> 00:58:24,036 ♪ Hum along ♪ 1387 00:58:24,075 --> 00:58:26,915 ♪ Warm chords surround you ♪ 1388 00:58:26,954 --> 00:58:28,353 ♪ Surround you ♪ 1389 00:58:28,392 --> 00:58:31,712 ♪ And make you strong ♪ 1390 00:58:31,751 --> 00:58:34,590 ♪ 'Cause you sit here singing ♪ 1391 00:58:34,630 --> 00:58:37,470 ♪ Nice ♪ 1392 00:58:37,989 --> 00:58:40,830 ♪ Long ♪ 1393 00:58:41,349 --> 00:58:44,189 ♪ Song ♪ 1394 00:58:44,228 --> 00:58:45,588 Ohh. 1395 00:59:01,106 --> 00:59:02,505 What's going on? 1396 00:59:02,544 --> 00:59:03,943 No, no, no. Hold on a second. 1397 00:59:03,982 --> 00:59:05,863 Wait, stop the car. I can explain. 1398 00:59:05,902 --> 00:59:07,301 I'm so glad you're here. 1399 00:59:07,340 --> 00:59:08,260 What's going on? 1400 00:59:08,299 --> 00:59:09,219 Are they repossessing everything? 1401 00:59:09,258 --> 00:59:11,138 No! Nobody's repossessing anything. Everything's selling. 1402 00:59:11,178 --> 00:59:14,017 It was that whole Tiny thing that went big. 1403 00:59:14,056 --> 00:59:15,455 You're a smash. Ha, ha! 1404 00:59:15,495 --> 00:59:16,894 Bobby, get over here. What's happening? 1405 00:59:16,933 --> 00:59:18,333 Money, money. We're making money! 1406 00:59:18,372 --> 00:59:19,771 Sign this. It's beautiful. 1407 00:59:19,810 --> 00:59:21,209 They're just flying out of here. 1408 00:59:21,249 --> 00:59:22,648 Hey, boss! Hey! 1409 00:59:22,687 --> 00:59:24,567 It's like you always said, 1410 00:59:24,607 --> 00:59:25,526 we got a better product. 1411 00:59:25,566 --> 00:59:26,485 If we can get them into the door, 1412 00:59:26,524 --> 00:59:27,444 they'll buy it. 1413 00:59:27,483 --> 00:59:28,403 It's you and that elephant lady. 1414 00:59:28,442 --> 00:59:30,802 You're on every news broadcast in the city. 1415 00:59:30,841 --> 00:59:32,240 You're a hit, cowboy! You're a hit! 1416 00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:33,199 Where's the lady? 1417 00:59:33,238 --> 00:59:34,158 Where's Tiny? 1418 00:59:34,197 --> 00:59:35,118 Who? Oh, the elephant. 1419 00:59:35,638 --> 00:59:36,557 Drowned, I guess. 1420 00:59:38,037 --> 00:59:39,835 Sorry, little girl. I didn't mean anything by that. 1421 00:59:39,875 --> 00:59:42,235 I'm just kidding. Uh, carry on. Carry on. 1422 00:59:42,274 --> 00:59:43,673 Well, hello, ladies. 1423 00:59:43,712 --> 00:59:45,111 Look at you all. 1424 00:59:45,151 --> 00:59:46,070 Over here! 1425 00:59:46,109 --> 00:59:47,509 Over here! Please! 1426 00:59:47,549 --> 00:59:49,907 I'll be damned! 1427 00:59:52,346 --> 00:59:53,266 Yes! 1428 00:59:54,986 --> 00:59:57,122 Let me just show you this truck. 1429 00:59:57,161 --> 00:59:58,400 This truck was made for love. 1430 00:59:58,439 --> 00:59:59,839 Look at the size of this cab. 1431 00:59:59,879 --> 01:00:01,278 You can give birth in this cab, 1432 01:00:01,317 --> 01:00:02,237 and while you're doing it 1433 01:00:02,276 --> 01:00:03,675 you can listen to the radio, 1434 01:00:03,714 --> 01:00:06,074 AM, FM, UHF... 1435 01:00:21,953 --> 01:00:23,353 So what time are you done? 1436 01:00:23,392 --> 01:00:25,271 Well, I teach until 10. 1437 01:00:25,311 --> 01:00:27,190 You have dinner plans, don't you? 1438 01:00:27,229 --> 01:00:30,549 Oh, yeah. We're all going out and celebrating. 1439 01:00:30,588 --> 01:00:31,508 Good night, boss. 1440 01:00:31,547 --> 01:00:33,906 Good night, Bobby. Unbelievable day. 1441 01:00:33,945 --> 01:00:35,826 We damn near sold every car on the lot. 1442 01:00:36,825 --> 01:00:39,664 Oh, that's nice. 1443 01:00:39,703 --> 01:00:41,102 All right. I'll see you later. 1444 01:00:42,103 --> 01:00:43,982 Okay. Goodbye, baby. 1445 01:00:44,021 --> 01:00:44,941 Hi. 1446 01:00:44,980 --> 01:00:45,900 Hi. 1447 01:00:45,939 --> 01:00:46,858 Mmm. Good. 1448 01:00:46,898 --> 01:00:49,738 You have very strong hands. 1449 01:00:49,777 --> 01:00:51,175 Thanks. 1450 01:00:53,134 --> 01:00:54,534 Get out of here. It's late. 1451 01:00:55,054 --> 01:00:55,973 I'm going. 1452 01:01:00,333 --> 01:01:02,213 Boy, I'll tell you, 1453 01:01:02,733 --> 01:01:04,131 Perfect night for a celebration. 1454 01:01:04,651 --> 01:01:05,572 Ha, ha. Sure is. 1455 01:01:06,091 --> 01:01:06,531 Night. 1456 01:01:06,690 --> 01:01:07,609 Good night. 1457 01:01:08,489 --> 01:01:09,888 Jamaica, man, this close. 1458 01:01:10,407 --> 01:01:10,846 Night, chief. 1459 01:01:12,806 --> 01:01:13,246 Hey, Jose! 1460 01:01:13,765 --> 01:01:14,685 They wiped us out. 1461 01:01:15,205 --> 01:01:16,124 Whoo! I'm telling you. 1462 01:01:16,644 --> 01:01:18,044 Stripped us clean. 1463 01:01:18,563 --> 01:01:19,483 Yeah! 1464 01:01:20,003 --> 01:01:21,882 So what are you gonna do? 1465 01:01:22,282 --> 01:01:23,161 You gonna celebrate? 1466 01:01:23,281 --> 01:01:23,721 Oh, sort of. 1467 01:01:24,081 --> 01:01:25,000 Tonight's my poker night. 1468 01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:26,720 You got any plans? 1469 01:01:26,839 --> 01:01:27,559 Yeah. I'm covered. 1470 01:01:28,278 --> 01:01:29,197 I'll see you, man. 1471 01:01:29,237 --> 01:01:29,957 All right. Good night. 1472 01:01:30,116 --> 01:01:31,035 Good night. 1473 01:01:31,155 --> 01:01:32,075 And what a night! Whoo! 1474 01:01:32,195 --> 01:01:33,594 Hell of a night! 1475 01:02:48,231 --> 01:02:49,629 Hey, Mrs. Mathews, 1476 01:02:49,668 --> 01:02:52,027 um, I'm a little concerned. 1477 01:02:52,547 --> 01:02:53,946 Hey, it's like, what do we actually know 1478 01:02:54,467 --> 01:02:56,825 about this guy that Zora's going out with tonight? 1479 01:02:57,045 --> 01:02:58,265 Didn't you check him out 1480 01:02:58,284 --> 01:03:00,665 or whatever parents are supposed to do? 1481 01:03:01,184 --> 01:03:02,583 Why are you still here? 1482 01:03:02,603 --> 01:03:03,542 Don't you have any dignity? 1483 01:03:04,062 --> 01:03:04,501 You need to go home. 1484 01:03:05,981 --> 01:03:07,861 Get the door. 1485 01:03:07,900 --> 01:03:09,299 Oh, my God! 1486 01:03:09,319 --> 01:03:11,218 Hey, this is worse than I thought. 1487 01:03:11,257 --> 01:03:12,178 What is? 1488 01:03:12,217 --> 01:03:13,616 Excuse me. 1489 01:03:13,936 --> 01:03:15,535 Oh, no, you don't, miss thing. 1490 01:03:16,055 --> 01:03:17,453 You better go put on a jacket. 1491 01:03:17,493 --> 01:03:18,413 Oh, no, you don't, miss thing. 1492 01:03:18,453 --> 01:03:19,852 You better go put on a jacket. 1493 01:03:19,891 --> 01:03:20,811 You better shut up. 1494 01:03:20,850 --> 01:03:21,769 Get him out of here 1495 01:03:21,809 --> 01:03:22,728 before I kill him. 1496 01:03:22,768 --> 01:03:24,167 Somebody get the door. 1497 01:03:24,207 --> 01:03:26,086 Is this how it is? Is this how we're living? 1498 01:03:26,126 --> 01:03:27,525 Okay. No, that's fine. That's fine. Okay. 1499 01:03:27,564 --> 01:03:29,443 You can go and flaunt your fun bags 1500 01:03:29,563 --> 01:03:31,363 any way you please. 1501 01:03:32,842 --> 01:03:34,722 I just got one thing to say to y'all. 1502 01:03:35,721 --> 01:03:36,641 Funbag flaunting 1503 01:03:36,681 --> 01:03:37,600 only leads to trouble. 1504 01:03:38,599 --> 01:03:41,439 Get the door. 1505 01:03:41,478 --> 01:03:42,878 Just remember I said it, all right? 1506 01:03:44,837 --> 01:03:46,716 Yo, it's a white man at the door. 1507 01:03:49,156 --> 01:03:50,555 Am I interrupting something? 1508 01:03:50,954 --> 01:03:55,354 No. Um... How are you? 1509 01:03:55,393 --> 01:03:56,792 I'm okay. 1510 01:03:57,312 --> 01:03:59,671 I brought something for you and your mother. 1511 01:04:00,871 --> 01:04:02,071 Why? 1512 01:04:02,110 --> 01:04:03,029 Ma. 1513 01:04:03,549 --> 01:04:05,429 I'm not really sure. 1514 01:04:05,468 --> 01:04:06,387 There you go. Ahem. 1515 01:04:29,466 --> 01:04:32,786 I'm not good at, you know, receiving, 1516 01:04:32,825 --> 01:04:34,705 and so I don't want you to think 1517 01:04:34,744 --> 01:04:36,143 that I don't like it. 1518 01:04:36,182 --> 01:04:39,502 Which in your language means "thank you." 1519 01:04:40,981 --> 01:04:41,901 Yes. 1520 01:04:41,940 --> 01:04:42,861 Thank you. 1521 01:04:42,900 --> 01:04:44,299 You're welcome. 1522 01:04:53,937 --> 01:04:56,297 "The world is waiting for you, 1523 01:04:56,336 --> 01:04:57,735 and here are a few maps 1524 01:04:58,351 --> 01:05:02,151 in case you get lost along the way. Hal." 1525 01:05:03,151 --> 01:05:04,549 Thank you. 1526 01:05:09,869 --> 01:05:11,749 You're welcome. 1527 01:05:11,788 --> 01:05:13,668 Well, yeah. 1528 01:05:13,708 --> 01:05:16,547 Well, I guess I ought to be going. 1529 01:05:16,586 --> 01:05:17,985 I'll walk you out. 1530 01:05:18,985 --> 01:05:20,384 Hey, be cool, man. 1531 01:05:20,424 --> 01:05:23,263 Yeah. Thank you very much. 1532 01:05:31,942 --> 01:05:34,782 That was a really nice thing you did. 1533 01:05:34,821 --> 01:05:35,741 She's thrilled. 1534 01:05:35,780 --> 01:05:37,180 Thank you. 1535 01:05:37,219 --> 01:05:39,578 So are we getting along now? 1536 01:05:39,617 --> 01:05:41,497 Come on, what does that mean? 1537 01:05:41,536 --> 01:05:43,896 I'm not sure. I'm just checking. 1538 01:05:47,773 --> 01:05:49,654 Hey, Diego, what are you doing here? 1539 01:05:50,173 --> 01:05:53,013 Me, boss? What are you doing here? 1540 01:05:53,532 --> 01:05:54,931 Hi. I'm Zora's mother. 1541 01:05:55,452 --> 01:05:56,372 Hi. I'm Diego. 1542 01:05:56,891 --> 01:05:57,811 Nice to meet you. 1543 01:05:57,850 --> 01:05:58,770 Thank you. 1544 01:05:58,809 --> 01:05:59,729 Behave yourself. Don't count on it. 1545 01:06:01,688 --> 01:06:02,608 Hi. 1546 01:06:02,647 --> 01:06:04,046 Wow. 1547 01:06:04,086 --> 01:06:05,965 Oh, thank you. 1548 01:06:06,004 --> 01:06:07,404 Shall we? 1549 01:06:07,444 --> 01:06:08,843 Yes. 1550 01:06:10,802 --> 01:06:12,201 Bye. 1551 01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:13,640 You look great. 1552 01:06:13,679 --> 01:06:14,599 So do you. 1553 01:06:14,638 --> 01:06:15,558 She's wearing that? 1554 01:06:15,597 --> 01:06:17,476 That's exactly what I've been saying! 1555 01:06:17,516 --> 01:06:18,435 Thank you. 1556 01:06:18,474 --> 01:06:20,834 Hey, Diego, you have her back here by-- 1557 01:06:20,874 --> 01:06:22,753 She got a curfew or something? 1558 01:06:22,792 --> 01:06:23,712 Tell her be home by midnight! 1559 01:06:23,751 --> 01:06:25,151 You have her back here by midnight! 1560 01:06:25,190 --> 01:06:26,589 Yeah. We will. 1561 01:06:26,629 --> 01:06:27,548 Have a good time, you two. 1562 01:06:31,908 --> 01:06:34,267 I hope you like to dance. 1563 01:06:34,306 --> 01:06:36,186 Oh, I love to dance. 1564 01:06:36,225 --> 01:06:37,625 Bye now. 1565 01:06:44,383 --> 01:06:45,782 Do you know him? 1566 01:06:46,781 --> 01:06:48,180 Yeah, yeah. He works for me. 1567 01:06:48,219 --> 01:06:49,619 So if anything happens... 1568 01:06:49,659 --> 01:06:50,578 I'll fire his ass. 1569 01:06:50,618 --> 01:06:52,017 Okay. 1570 01:06:53,976 --> 01:06:55,376 So, what's up, baby? 1571 01:06:55,415 --> 01:06:57,774 You wanna slide out for a minute? 1572 01:06:57,813 --> 01:06:59,692 Well, no, I really shouldn't. 1573 01:06:59,732 --> 01:07:00,651 Come on, baby. 1574 01:07:00,690 --> 01:07:03,050 We'll go see a movie or something. 1575 01:07:03,090 --> 01:07:04,969 Well, I'm just not really ready 1576 01:07:05,008 --> 01:07:06,407 for a commitment. 1577 01:07:06,447 --> 01:07:08,806 I just wanna take you out. 1578 01:07:08,846 --> 01:07:10,725 I said no! 1579 01:07:11,724 --> 01:07:13,123 Bitch! 1580 01:07:13,644 --> 01:07:15,043 Your mother. 1581 01:07:21,642 --> 01:07:22,561 Well, heh. 1582 01:07:23,081 --> 01:07:24,001 You probably have plans 1583 01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:25,441 for the evening. 1584 01:07:25,961 --> 01:07:26,880 Yeah, yeah. 1585 01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:28,319 I'm gonna... 1586 01:07:28,839 --> 01:07:30,238 I'm gonna grab something. 1587 01:07:30,758 --> 01:07:32,638 What are you gonna grab? 1588 01:07:32,797 --> 01:07:34,196 Eat. I wanna eat. Oh. 1589 01:07:35,076 --> 01:07:35,995 If you don't have any plans, 1590 01:07:36,075 --> 01:07:36,994 you can come along. 1591 01:07:38,915 --> 01:07:40,794 Do you want me to come? 1592 01:07:41,314 --> 01:07:43,653 Yeah. I think I do. 1593 01:07:42,273 --> 01:07:43,672 1594 01:07:44,671 --> 01:07:47,030 Okay. Well, then, I don't have any plans. 1595 01:07:47,549 --> 01:07:48,469 Heh. You know something? 1596 01:07:48,989 --> 01:07:51,348 You could have said that right off the bat. 1597 01:07:51,388 --> 01:07:53,267 Yeah, but you could've just asked me to dinner. 1598 01:07:54,747 --> 01:07:56,147 I have to go change. 1599 01:08:09,625 --> 01:08:11,505 Hey, where's the, uh... 1600 01:08:12,025 --> 01:08:13,424 Where's the rice and the noodles? 1601 01:08:13,944 --> 01:08:14,864 And the fella that flips 1602 01:08:14,903 --> 01:08:15,823 the shrimp into his hat? 1603 01:08:17,302 --> 01:08:18,701 I shouldn't have let you order. 1604 01:08:18,740 --> 01:08:20,140 Half this stuff still looks alive. 1605 01:08:20,180 --> 01:08:21,579 That's the whole idea. 1606 01:08:22,578 --> 01:08:23,977 You know what? 1607 01:08:24,016 --> 01:08:24,936 When she was 7, 1608 01:08:25,055 --> 01:08:28,296 I gave her one of those Suzy Homemaker oven things. 1609 01:08:28,335 --> 01:08:29,734 They come with little mixes. 1610 01:08:29,773 --> 01:08:31,653 You're supposed to make stuff. Not her. 1611 01:08:31,873 --> 01:08:33,572 She was not interested in baking. All she wanted to do 1612 01:08:33,612 --> 01:08:35,491 was melt stuff in the oven. 1613 01:08:35,530 --> 01:08:36,929 She gets that part from me, you know? 1614 01:08:36,969 --> 01:08:38,849 I only use my oven to dry my sneakers. 1615 01:08:38,888 --> 01:08:40,768 I believe that. 1616 01:08:41,384 --> 01:08:42,782 Hmm. Hmm. What the hell. 1617 01:08:43,781 --> 01:08:44,221 No! No! 1618 01:08:44,741 --> 01:08:47,100 Uh-oh. 1619 01:08:47,139 --> 01:08:48,538 Oh, shit. 1620 01:08:48,578 --> 01:08:51,897 No, you're not supposed to eat it like that. 1621 01:08:51,936 --> 01:08:53,335 Oh, God. 1622 01:08:56,255 --> 01:08:57,654 Oh, God. 1623 01:08:59,134 --> 01:09:00,533 You know, Jackson... 1624 01:09:00,572 --> 01:09:01,492 I'll buy you another one. 1625 01:09:01,531 --> 01:09:02,931 1626 01:09:02,970 --> 01:09:03,890 Here. Drink this. 1627 01:09:04,889 --> 01:09:05,488 Are you okay? 1628 01:09:05,527 --> 01:09:06,447 Oh, shit. 1629 01:09:09,207 --> 01:09:10,126 He just ate-- 1630 01:09:11,125 --> 01:09:13,484 He ate a wasabi ball. And now his mouth is on fire. 1631 01:09:16,884 --> 01:09:18,764 I'm fine. 1632 01:09:18,803 --> 01:09:20,203 Oh, my God. 1633 01:09:20,242 --> 01:09:22,122 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to laugh, 1634 01:09:22,161 --> 01:09:23,560 but you're so funny. 1635 01:09:23,599 --> 01:09:25,958 I know that, now. 1636 01:09:25,997 --> 01:09:26,918 You... 1637 01:09:28,877 --> 01:09:30,756 Maybe just a little more. 1638 01:09:32,237 --> 01:09:35,076 She just told you, "Silly move, white man." 1639 01:09:37,515 --> 01:09:39,396 Are you all right? 1640 01:09:39,435 --> 01:09:40,834 I'm fine. 1641 01:09:40,873 --> 01:09:42,271 You sure? 1642 01:09:46,151 --> 01:09:48,030 You know, you're all glisten-y. 1643 01:09:48,070 --> 01:09:49,949 I think it's from the wasabi. 1644 01:09:49,988 --> 01:09:52,828 You might wanna try the crab next time. 1645 01:09:52,868 --> 01:09:54,267 It's a little safer. 1646 01:09:54,306 --> 01:09:56,186 Yeah. No, next time, I'm ordering. 1647 01:09:56,226 --> 01:09:57,625 That's what's happening. 1648 01:10:02,304 --> 01:10:05,143 The only thing I can ride is a horse. 1649 01:10:05,183 --> 01:10:07,062 Not once have we shot a horse commercial. 1650 01:10:07,101 --> 01:10:08,021 That's probably 1651 01:10:08,060 --> 01:10:08,981 because you'd look 1652 01:10:09,020 --> 01:10:09,939 too good on a horse. 1653 01:10:09,979 --> 01:10:11,378 They've gotta make you look 1654 01:10:11,417 --> 01:10:12,337 like a wild man. 1655 01:10:12,376 --> 01:10:13,775 That's part of the appeal. 1656 01:10:13,814 --> 01:10:14,735 Really? 1657 01:10:14,774 --> 01:10:15,613 Yeah. 1658 01:10:16,332 --> 01:10:18,092 I never thought of it that way. 1659 01:10:25,331 --> 01:10:26,731 You smell good. 1660 01:10:26,770 --> 01:10:28,169 What? 1661 01:10:28,209 --> 01:10:30,088 You smell good. 1662 01:10:30,127 --> 01:10:32,487 It's just this lotion I'm using. 1663 01:10:32,527 --> 01:10:33,446 May I? 1664 01:10:33,485 --> 01:10:34,884 May you what? 1665 01:10:34,924 --> 01:10:36,323 Smell you. 1666 01:10:36,362 --> 01:10:38,241 Thought you already did that. 1667 01:10:38,281 --> 01:10:39,201 Oh, wow. 1668 01:10:39,241 --> 01:10:41,598 Oh, I could get lost in that smell. 1669 01:10:41,638 --> 01:10:43,037 I could just close my eyes, 1670 01:10:43,076 --> 01:10:45,436 and no one would ever find me. 1671 01:10:45,475 --> 01:10:47,354 Oh, no. Ha, ha. 1672 01:10:47,394 --> 01:10:50,233 Somebody would find you. 1673 01:10:50,272 --> 01:10:52,632 I don't know. Maybe you could send up a flare. 1674 01:10:56,031 --> 01:10:58,871 You smell like that everywhere? 1675 01:10:58,911 --> 01:11:00,310 I really don't know. 1676 01:11:00,349 --> 01:11:02,709 I'm not in the habit of smelling myself. 1677 01:11:02,748 --> 01:11:04,147 I can check for you. 1678 01:11:06,106 --> 01:11:08,946 You're really something, you know? 1679 01:11:08,986 --> 01:11:10,385 I'm just, you know, 1680 01:11:10,424 --> 01:11:12,783 I'm not used to this kind of stuff. 1681 01:11:12,822 --> 01:11:15,182 Is this how you sell trucks? 1682 01:11:15,221 --> 01:11:18,060 It's not like we haven't been properly introduced. 1683 01:11:18,100 --> 01:11:19,979 I don't mean to be crass, 1684 01:11:20,018 --> 01:11:23,818 but my sperm has been in your body. 1685 01:11:23,858 --> 01:11:24,777 Oh, and where it goes 1686 01:11:24,857 --> 01:11:26,256 you figure you should follow? 1687 01:11:26,736 --> 01:11:28,616 Well, generally I like to go first, 1688 01:11:28,655 --> 01:11:30,054 but in this case the little fellas got there before me. 1689 01:11:31,053 --> 01:11:33,413 We have had the child, Sarah. 1690 01:11:33,452 --> 01:11:36,771 We didn't have a child, Hal. 1691 01:11:36,810 --> 01:11:38,690 I had a child. 1692 01:11:38,729 --> 01:11:40,488 I'd like to make that up to you. 1693 01:11:40,608 --> 01:11:42,167 I just bet you would. 1694 01:12:06,567 --> 01:12:08,926 This could get complicated. 1695 01:12:08,966 --> 01:12:10,845 Don't worry. I've done it before. 1696 01:12:10,884 --> 01:12:12,283 I bet you have. 1697 01:12:19,042 --> 01:12:20,923 Oh, yeah, you're slick. 1698 01:12:22,882 --> 01:12:24,761 I'll change. 1699 01:12:28,641 --> 01:12:30,520 No. 1700 01:12:30,559 --> 01:12:31,958 Don't. 1701 01:12:33,055 --> 01:12:35,414 What should I do? 1702 01:12:35,453 --> 01:12:36,852 Smell me. 1703 01:13:29,211 --> 01:13:30,130 Hello. 1704 01:13:36,888 --> 01:13:37,808 Diego, stop. 1705 01:13:37,847 --> 01:13:38,767 What's wrong? 1706 01:13:38,806 --> 01:13:41,166 I better go home. It's getting late. 1707 01:13:41,205 --> 01:13:43,044 Let's go to my place. You could stay over. 1708 01:13:43,783 --> 01:13:45,483 Are you crazy? My mother would kill me. 1709 01:13:47,923 --> 01:13:50,282 Look, Diego, I like you, but I hardly know you. 1710 01:13:50,321 --> 01:13:52,681 So let's get to know each other better. 1711 01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:53,640 Please. 1712 01:13:53,679 --> 01:13:55,558 Please. 1713 01:14:02,798 --> 01:14:04,678 What was that? 1714 01:14:04,717 --> 01:14:06,597 It was just the bed, honey. 1715 01:14:06,636 --> 01:14:07,556 Just the bed. 1716 01:14:11,435 --> 01:14:13,794 Oh, Jesus. 1717 01:14:14,793 --> 01:14:16,674 Oh, hell. Where's my hat? 1718 01:14:16,693 --> 01:14:18,113 I got your shoe. 1719 01:14:18,152 --> 01:14:19,072 Where? Right here. 1720 01:14:20,551 --> 01:14:21,471 Where's my damn hat? 1721 01:14:21,991 --> 01:14:22,911 My other shoe. 1722 01:14:24,390 --> 01:14:26,270 Oh, jeez. They're right behind me. 1723 01:14:26,309 --> 01:14:27,309 Wait, wait, wait. 1724 01:14:27,348 --> 01:14:28,068 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1725 01:14:28,077 --> 01:14:28,676 What's the hurry? 1726 01:14:35,426 --> 01:14:37,304 Every single time you squeeze Thigh Master-- 1727 01:14:37,824 --> 01:14:38,744 Hey. 1728 01:14:39,263 --> 01:14:40,663 Hi, honey. 1729 01:14:40,703 --> 01:14:42,582 Hi. 1730 01:14:42,621 --> 01:14:44,501 -to shape your hips and thighs-- 1731 01:14:44,540 --> 01:14:45,940 We're watching TV. 1732 01:14:45,979 --> 01:14:47,378 Look at that. 1733 01:14:47,418 --> 01:14:48,337 Oh, it's late. Time got away from us. 1734 01:14:48,377 --> 01:14:49,296 1735 01:14:49,335 --> 01:14:50,255 1736 01:14:50,775 --> 01:14:52,175 1737 01:14:52,694 --> 01:14:54,093 What happened to the lamps? 1738 01:14:56,052 --> 01:14:58,892 Uh, I guess they fell over. 1739 01:14:58,932 --> 01:15:00,811 I'll be darned, yeah. 1740 01:15:03,251 --> 01:15:06,091 Yeah, well, what were you watching on TV? 1741 01:15:08,050 --> 01:15:08,969 - Studs. - Talk show. 1742 01:15:09,009 --> 01:15:09,929 Well-- 1743 01:15:09,968 --> 01:15:11,367 Talking. They were talking. 1744 01:15:11,407 --> 01:15:12,806 Studs talking together. 1745 01:15:12,845 --> 01:15:14,724 OK. 1746 01:15:17,644 --> 01:15:18,564 Well... 1747 01:15:18,603 --> 01:15:20,002 Boss. 1748 01:15:20,522 --> 01:15:21,922 Hal junior. 1749 01:15:21,961 --> 01:15:22,881 Oh. All right. 1750 01:15:22,920 --> 01:15:25,279 Here we go. All right. 1751 01:15:25,318 --> 01:15:27,677 We're out of here, Diego. 1752 01:15:27,716 --> 01:15:29,596 Good night, Hal. 1753 01:15:30,596 --> 01:15:32,475 Good night, Sarah. 1754 01:15:33,474 --> 01:15:34,394 I'll walk you out. 1755 01:15:34,913 --> 01:15:36,312 All right. That would be good. 1756 01:15:40,192 --> 01:15:41,591 Quite a family, huh, man? 1757 01:15:42,111 --> 01:15:43,990 I mean, like mother like daughter, huh? 1758 01:15:44,510 --> 01:15:45,429 You know what I mean? 1759 01:15:45,950 --> 01:15:47,829 Diego, you lay a hand on that girl 1760 01:15:47,869 --> 01:15:49,268 and I'll kill you personally. 1761 01:15:49,307 --> 01:15:50,706 Whoa. What's it to you? 1762 01:15:51,226 --> 01:15:53,106 I'll tell you what it is to me. 1763 01:15:53,305 --> 01:15:54,225 She's my daughter. 1764 01:15:54,584 --> 01:15:55,504 Daughter? 1765 01:15:55,543 --> 01:15:56,463 Oh, hell. 1766 01:15:56,983 --> 01:15:58,383 I bet you I'm late. 1767 01:15:58,422 --> 01:15:59,821 Good night, Diego. 1768 01:16:05,940 --> 01:16:06,860 Ooh, I'm tired. 1769 01:16:10,260 --> 01:16:12,139 So what did you do? 1770 01:16:13,619 --> 01:16:14,539 What? 1771 01:16:15,058 --> 01:16:15,497 You heard me, Ma. 1772 01:16:16,017 --> 01:16:17,417 What were you guys doing? 1773 01:16:17,937 --> 01:16:18,856 Doing? 1774 01:16:19,855 --> 01:16:20,775 Nothing. 1775 01:16:20,814 --> 01:16:22,695 Oh, really? So that's why the house looks 1776 01:16:22,734 --> 01:16:24,133 like a cyclone hit it? 1777 01:16:24,172 --> 01:16:25,571 What are you talking about? 1778 01:16:25,611 --> 01:16:27,010 Ma, you told me to stay away from him, 1779 01:16:27,049 --> 01:16:27,968 but you can do whatever 1780 01:16:28,008 --> 01:16:29,408 you want with him? 1781 01:16:30,887 --> 01:16:31,807 Zora-- 1782 01:16:31,846 --> 01:16:33,245 This is my father, Ma, 1783 01:16:33,764 --> 01:16:35,164 and he needs me, not you. 1784 01:16:35,203 --> 01:16:37,082 My whole entire life, 1785 01:16:37,602 --> 01:16:39,482 you brought me up with this fantasy, 1786 01:16:39,521 --> 01:16:40,441 this ghost of Charlie, 1787 01:16:40,481 --> 01:16:42,840 then I finally bring home something real, 1788 01:16:42,879 --> 01:16:45,718 and you wanna take that away from me! 1789 01:16:45,757 --> 01:16:47,157 What are you-- 1790 01:16:48,156 --> 01:16:49,555 What is going on? 1791 01:16:49,595 --> 01:16:52,914 Ma, I wanted this for me, not you. 1792 01:16:52,954 --> 01:16:54,353 When this thing doesn't work out 1793 01:16:54,392 --> 01:16:55,791 between the two of you, 1794 01:16:55,830 --> 01:16:57,710 where is that gonna leave me? 1795 01:17:16,470 --> 01:17:18,349 Sorry I got hung up, sweetheart. 1796 01:17:18,389 --> 01:17:19,884 Oh, hi, Hal. 1797 01:17:19,924 --> 01:17:21,803 You remember Bruce, don't you? 1798 01:17:21,842 --> 01:17:24,683 Bruce gave me a lift home. 1799 01:17:25,202 --> 01:17:28,042 Sure. Well, thank you, Bruce 1800 01:17:28,081 --> 01:17:29,481 No biggie. 1801 01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:30,919 Hey, have a seat, man. 1802 01:17:30,958 --> 01:17:32,356 Where were you? 1803 01:17:32,396 --> 01:17:35,236 Oh, I was just out driving around. 1804 01:17:35,275 --> 01:17:37,155 I lost track of time, honey. 1805 01:17:38,154 --> 01:17:39,553 I gotta cruise. 1806 01:17:39,592 --> 01:17:41,952 Oh no, no. You gotta? 1807 01:17:41,991 --> 01:17:42,911 Yeah. I gotta. 1808 01:17:42,950 --> 01:17:44,349 I hear that. I'm beat. 1809 01:17:44,388 --> 01:17:45,308 Hey, the night's just starting to cook. 1810 01:17:45,347 --> 01:17:46,747 just starting to cook. 1811 01:17:46,786 --> 01:17:47,706 I'm going to hear a new band, 1812 01:17:47,745 --> 01:17:49,144 Stinky Nightgown. 1813 01:17:49,184 --> 01:17:50,103 Stinky Nightgown? 1814 01:17:50,142 --> 01:17:51,541 Oh, you like them? 1815 01:17:51,581 --> 01:17:53,461 Oh, sure. 1816 01:17:53,500 --> 01:17:54,420 We got all their stuff. 1817 01:17:54,459 --> 01:17:55,379 They're gonna record 1818 01:17:55,418 --> 01:17:57,777 as soon as the drummer gets out of rehab. 1819 01:17:57,816 --> 01:18:00,657 Hey, you dudes wanna hang with us tonight? 1820 01:18:00,696 --> 01:18:01,615 No problem. 1821 01:18:02,135 --> 01:18:03,534 Hey, why don't you go, sweetheart? 1822 01:18:03,573 --> 01:18:04,973 I'll bet you'll enjoy that. 1823 01:18:05,013 --> 01:18:06,892 You don't mind? 1824 01:18:06,931 --> 01:18:08,330 Hell, no. I want you to go. 1825 01:18:08,370 --> 01:18:10,729 Thank you, sweetie. 1826 01:18:10,769 --> 01:18:12,648 Let's fly. 1827 01:18:12,687 --> 01:18:15,046 Oh. Have one of those sex dreams 1828 01:18:15,086 --> 01:18:16,485 about me tonight, okay? 1829 01:18:16,524 --> 01:18:17,924 OK. 1830 01:18:17,963 --> 01:18:19,362 You're welcome. 1831 01:18:19,401 --> 01:18:22,241 He had this dream where he was a big, stupid dog 1832 01:18:22,761 --> 01:18:24,160 and I was a little smart dog. 1833 01:18:24,680 --> 01:18:25,600 Oh, I love dogs. 1834 01:19:52,995 --> 01:19:55,354 Ten percent off sticker, Charlie. 1835 01:19:56,354 --> 01:19:57,273 Hey, everybody. 1836 01:19:57,312 --> 01:19:58,711 Hey, my favorite chief. 1837 01:19:58,751 --> 01:19:59,671 Good morning. 1838 01:19:59,711 --> 01:20:02,550 What a beautiful scarf. 1839 01:20:02,589 --> 01:20:04,948 You gave it to me. Christmas '83. 1840 01:20:04,987 --> 01:20:06,868 Did I? You know something, Alberta? 1841 01:20:06,907 --> 01:20:08,306 You work too hard. Take the day off. 1842 01:20:08,345 --> 01:20:09,265 Really? 1843 01:20:09,304 --> 01:20:11,664 Do it now. Run! 1844 01:20:11,703 --> 01:20:13,102 I'm feeling good. 1845 01:20:17,781 --> 01:20:19,180 Great. 1846 01:20:19,220 --> 01:20:20,139 Hi. 1847 01:20:20,179 --> 01:20:21,578 Hi. 1848 01:20:25,938 --> 01:20:27,817 I was thinking about last night. 1849 01:20:27,856 --> 01:20:30,695 Oh, Lord. Me too. 1850 01:20:30,735 --> 01:20:33,574 I'm, uh... I'm talking about Zora. 1851 01:20:34,573 --> 01:20:36,933 She was really 1852 01:20:36,972 --> 01:20:39,331 very upset about... 1853 01:20:41,771 --> 01:20:43,651 This. Us. Uh... 1854 01:20:43,690 --> 01:20:45,089 Why? 1855 01:20:45,128 --> 01:20:47,008 Well, just because nobody's 1856 01:20:47,047 --> 01:20:49,407 ever come between us before. 1857 01:20:49,446 --> 01:20:51,325 Well, sweetheart, I-- 1858 01:20:51,845 --> 01:20:54,685 I didn't wanna come between you and Zora. 1859 01:20:54,725 --> 01:20:56,124 Well, I know that, 1860 01:20:56,163 --> 01:20:59,002 but, uh, you have. 1861 01:21:01,442 --> 01:21:02,362 Well, how? 1862 01:21:02,401 --> 01:21:03,800 Wait, uh-- Wait a minute, wait a minute. 1863 01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:05,720 What did she say? 1864 01:21:05,759 --> 01:21:07,639 It doesn't matter what she said. 1865 01:21:07,678 --> 01:21:09,557 This would be so much easier if you were a parent. 1866 01:21:09,597 --> 01:21:10,516 Then I could explain it. 1867 01:21:11,515 --> 01:21:13,396 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1868 01:21:13,435 --> 01:21:14,834 What is this? 1869 01:21:14,873 --> 01:21:17,714 Something feels really off here. 1870 01:21:17,753 --> 01:21:19,632 Well... Ahem. 1871 01:21:20,152 --> 01:21:22,031 Look, Zora's really upset, 1872 01:21:22,071 --> 01:21:23,951 and you couldn't see her upset 1873 01:21:23,990 --> 01:21:24,910 for any longer 1874 01:21:24,949 --> 01:21:25,869 than you could take it. 1875 01:21:25,908 --> 01:21:26,828 And this is as long 1876 01:21:26,867 --> 01:21:27,786 as I could take it for. 1877 01:21:28,785 --> 01:21:30,665 All right, all right, uh... 1878 01:21:30,704 --> 01:21:32,103 Let me talk to her, all right? 1879 01:21:33,583 --> 01:21:35,943 What are you gonna say? 1880 01:21:36,942 --> 01:21:37,861 You gonna explain-- 1881 01:21:38,381 --> 01:21:39,780 What you gonna say? 1882 01:21:39,819 --> 01:21:41,218 Hey, what's the big deal? 1883 01:21:41,739 --> 01:21:42,755 Come on, Hal, what was this? 1884 01:21:42,795 --> 01:21:44,674 This was nothing but some kind of... 1885 01:21:44,713 --> 01:21:46,593 Some kind of what, Sarah? 1886 01:21:46,632 --> 01:21:48,512 Well, just some sort of, 1887 01:21:48,552 --> 01:21:49,471 you know, attraction, 1888 01:21:49,511 --> 01:21:51,390 some weird old attraction. 1889 01:21:51,429 --> 01:21:52,828 Let's just get out of it 1890 01:21:52,868 --> 01:21:55,227 before somebody gets hurt. 1891 01:21:55,267 --> 01:21:56,666 All right. 1892 01:21:56,705 --> 01:21:59,064 Oh, okay. I see what this is. 1893 01:21:59,583 --> 01:22:00,504 What? 1894 01:22:00,543 --> 01:22:02,423 You can go on with your little speech if you want, 1895 01:22:02,462 --> 01:22:03,861 but this is bullshit. 1896 01:22:03,900 --> 01:22:05,299 What do you mean, this is bullshit? 1897 01:22:05,339 --> 01:22:08,179 Don't give me your motherly crap about Zora. 1898 01:22:08,218 --> 01:22:09,617 What's going on is you got scared. 1899 01:22:09,656 --> 01:22:11,536 What do you mean I got-- 1900 01:22:11,575 --> 01:22:12,496 Wait a minute. You know what? Just back off. 1901 01:22:13,015 --> 01:22:13,935 Oh, yeah, right. 1902 01:22:13,974 --> 01:22:15,854 Oh, right. Just back off, right? 1903 01:22:15,893 --> 01:22:17,772 Walk away, make your life easy. 1904 01:22:17,812 --> 01:22:19,212 You think you can control 1905 01:22:19,251 --> 01:22:21,130 every goddamn thing, don't you? 1906 01:22:21,170 --> 01:22:23,049 Hell, you can even have a kid without even meeting a man. 1907 01:22:23,088 --> 01:22:25,448 All you gotta do is put a bunch of pictures on the wall 1908 01:22:25,487 --> 01:22:26,407 and call it "Daddy." 1909 01:22:26,446 --> 01:22:28,804 I got news for you. It doesn't work that way, Sarah! 1910 01:22:28,843 --> 01:22:32,163 I got news for you too. You stay away from us! 1911 01:22:32,202 --> 01:22:33,601 That's what we both want. 1912 01:22:33,641 --> 01:22:35,039 You just stay away from us! 1913 01:22:36,040 --> 01:22:38,398 Hey, I got a say in this too, 1914 01:22:38,918 --> 01:22:39,838 goddamn it! I'm her father! 1915 01:23:02,917 --> 01:23:06,236 Thought I told you to go. 1916 01:23:06,276 --> 01:23:07,195 I'm going. 1917 01:24:05,312 --> 01:24:06,232 Zora. 1918 01:24:06,271 --> 01:24:08,631 I'm sorry. 1919 01:24:08,670 --> 01:24:11,989 I can't think of anyplace else to look. 1920 01:24:12,028 --> 01:24:14,868 Have you seen my mother? 1921 01:24:25,467 --> 01:24:26,866 I'm looking for my mother. 1922 01:24:27,385 --> 01:24:27,824 Sarah Mathews? 1923 01:24:28,344 --> 01:24:29,264 Check at the desk. 1924 01:24:29,783 --> 01:24:32,624 Excuse me. We're looking for a Sarah Mathews. 1925 01:24:34,103 --> 01:24:35,023 Sir, Sarah Mathews, please. 1926 01:24:35,542 --> 01:24:36,462 Are you family? 1927 01:24:36,501 --> 01:24:37,901 This is her daughter. 1928 01:24:37,941 --> 01:24:39,820 Oh, she came into ER this morning. 1929 01:24:39,859 --> 01:24:41,258 We are sustaining her vital signs. 1930 01:24:41,298 --> 01:24:43,657 She has a concussion, and she's still unconscious. 1931 01:24:44,656 --> 01:24:47,015 We operated on her leg this afternoon. 1932 01:24:47,055 --> 01:24:47,974 Ma. 1933 01:24:50,414 --> 01:24:52,294 She's gonna be okay, right, doctor? 1934 01:24:52,814 --> 01:24:55,654 The next 48 hours are critical. 1935 01:25:10,092 --> 01:25:11,972 Hr. Jackson, Ms. Mathews, 1936 01:25:12,011 --> 01:25:13,891 at this time we ask the family and friends 1937 01:25:13,931 --> 01:25:16,290 to make a blood donation. 1938 01:25:16,329 --> 01:25:17,728 Honey, why don't you go first? 1939 01:25:18,248 --> 01:25:19,648 Come on. I'll take you. 1940 01:25:19,687 --> 01:25:21,566 It's just right down the hall. 1941 01:25:21,606 --> 01:25:24,444 Don't worry. It's gonna be okay. 1942 01:25:30,723 --> 01:25:34,043 Did you see that doll in here right before you? 1943 01:25:34,082 --> 01:25:36,922 Mm-mm-mm. Coffee with just the right touch of cream. 1944 01:25:36,962 --> 01:25:37,881 Whoo, was she hot. 1945 01:25:38,401 --> 01:25:40,280 My palms are still sweating. 1946 01:25:40,320 --> 01:25:41,719 Blue jeans and red top? 1947 01:25:41,758 --> 01:25:44,118 Her butt was a 10. You saw her? 1948 01:25:44,157 --> 01:25:45,077 She's my daughter. 1949 01:25:45,596 --> 01:25:47,476 And the interesting thing is she's AB negative. 1950 01:25:47,515 --> 01:25:49,875 It's not very common. 1951 01:25:49,914 --> 01:25:52,753 Well, she's an unusual girl. 1952 01:25:52,793 --> 01:25:55,152 She won a science award last year. 1953 01:25:55,192 --> 01:25:56,591 State contest. First prize. 1954 01:25:56,630 --> 01:25:58,989 You don't say. 1955 01:25:59,028 --> 01:26:00,908 Oh, shit. 1956 01:26:28,786 --> 01:26:31,144 I mean, it was really an awful fight, 1957 01:26:31,184 --> 01:26:32,584 and then... 1958 01:26:32,623 --> 01:26:35,462 Well, I guess it's just like what you're afraid of. 1959 01:26:35,502 --> 01:26:37,382 That you'll-- You'll yell at someone 1960 01:26:37,421 --> 01:26:39,301 and fight with them, 1961 01:26:39,340 --> 01:26:41,219 and then they'll die or whatever. 1962 01:26:41,259 --> 01:26:42,178 I know. 1963 01:26:42,218 --> 01:26:44,098 Well, I had a fight with her too, though, 1964 01:26:44,137 --> 01:26:45,057 so we'll never really know 1965 01:26:45,096 --> 01:26:47,935 which fight got her run over. 1966 01:26:47,975 --> 01:26:49,855 One thing we do know though is, 1967 01:26:49,894 --> 01:26:53,213 neither one of us can ever fight with her again, 1968 01:26:53,252 --> 01:26:56,572 which is too bad because she's so damn good at it. 1969 01:26:56,611 --> 01:26:58,010 Heh-heh, yeah. 1970 01:26:59,009 --> 01:27:01,849 Hal, you can fight with me. 1971 01:27:01,889 --> 01:27:04,248 You just can't win. 1972 01:27:06,206 --> 01:27:07,703 Hi. 1973 01:27:07,743 --> 01:27:09,622 Hi. 1974 01:27:09,661 --> 01:27:12,020 Well, look. You brought the asshole. 1975 01:27:13,501 --> 01:27:15,380 My foot hurts. 1976 01:27:15,419 --> 01:27:17,299 I think she's okay. 1977 01:27:18,778 --> 01:27:22,577 Well, maybe I ought to leave you two ladies alone for a second, 1978 01:27:22,617 --> 01:27:24,975 go home and grab some clothes. 1979 01:27:25,015 --> 01:27:26,895 I'll be back real soon. 1980 01:27:26,934 --> 01:27:28,814 OK. 1981 01:27:28,853 --> 01:27:31,212 Aren't you gonna smell me goodbye? 1982 01:27:39,412 --> 01:27:41,291 Better make it two. 1983 01:27:41,331 --> 01:27:42,730 Yeah. 1984 01:27:46,609 --> 01:27:48,249 I think there's hope here. 1985 01:27:48,288 --> 01:27:49,688 Yeah. 1986 01:27:57,407 --> 01:27:58,806 You should have called, man. 1987 01:27:58,886 --> 01:28:00,285 You should have called. 1988 01:28:00,764 --> 01:28:03,604 Hal. Hal, we need to talk. 1989 01:28:03,644 --> 01:28:04,563 Oh, I don't think 1990 01:28:04,603 --> 01:28:06,482 we need to talk, sweetheart. 1991 01:28:06,521 --> 01:28:08,402 That was never really our thing, was it? 1992 01:28:08,441 --> 01:28:10,320 You can get down on your knees to me. 1993 01:28:10,360 --> 01:28:12,239 I'm still breaking up with you. 1994 01:28:12,278 --> 01:28:13,677 Well, I think you should break up with me. 1995 01:28:13,718 --> 01:28:15,597 Bruce is better for you than I could ever be. 1996 01:28:16,117 --> 01:28:17,516 No, I don't think you understand 1997 01:28:17,555 --> 01:28:18,954 what I'm trying to say. 1998 01:28:18,993 --> 01:28:19,914 It's over between us, 1999 01:28:20,432 --> 01:28:21,831 so don't try and stop me. 2000 01:28:21,871 --> 01:28:22,790 OK. I won't. 2001 01:28:22,830 --> 01:28:25,669 What happened to us, Hal? 2002 01:28:25,708 --> 01:28:26,629 Oh. 2003 01:28:26,668 --> 01:28:28,547 Where did we go wrong? 2004 01:28:28,587 --> 01:28:31,906 I mean, we were going to buy a dog together! 2005 01:28:31,946 --> 01:28:33,345 A terrier, 2006 01:28:33,384 --> 01:28:35,743 or maybe a lab. 2007 01:28:35,782 --> 01:28:37,181 Boy, I sure am lucky 2008 01:28:37,220 --> 01:28:38,620 I found out about you 2009 01:28:38,660 --> 01:28:40,059 before we wrecked his little life, 2010 01:28:40,578 --> 01:28:43,417 or we had to fight over splitting him up. 2011 01:28:44,418 --> 01:28:46,776 Let's not keep Bruce waiting, all right, honey? 2012 01:28:46,816 --> 01:28:47,735 Yeah. 2013 01:28:47,775 --> 01:28:48,694 OK. 2014 01:28:48,733 --> 01:28:50,133 Bye. Bye-bye. 2015 01:28:51,133 --> 01:28:52,532 Don't hate me, Hal. 2016 01:28:52,571 --> 01:28:54,450 Please don't hate me. 2017 01:28:54,490 --> 01:28:57,330 I want you to just remember the good times. 2018 01:28:57,369 --> 01:29:00,208 I want you to remember the way we were. 2019 01:29:00,248 --> 01:29:01,167 Okay. I will. 2020 01:29:01,687 --> 01:29:02,127 Bye-bye. 2021 01:29:02,647 --> 01:29:04,046 Thank you, honey. 2022 01:29:06,964 --> 01:29:08,364 Hal! 2023 01:29:08,404 --> 01:29:10,283 Hal, you'll find somebody else! 2024 01:29:10,322 --> 01:29:11,242 I know you will! 2025 01:29:11,281 --> 01:29:13,161 Maybe not right away, 2026 01:29:13,200 --> 01:29:15,560 but in the long run I think this is for the best. 2027 01:29:15,599 --> 01:29:18,918 You know, someday I think you'll thank me. 2028 01:29:22,317 --> 01:29:24,196 It's going to take him a long time 2029 01:29:24,716 --> 01:29:27,076 to get over this. We're talking years. 2030 01:29:27,115 --> 01:29:28,035 Bye. 2031 01:29:28,074 --> 01:29:29,473 Poor dude. 2032 01:29:29,502 --> 01:29:31,392 Bye. Bye, Hal. 2033 01:29:34,311 --> 01:29:36,911 Oh, God. 2034 01:29:37,910 --> 01:29:38,350 Good morning. 2035 01:29:38,410 --> 01:29:39,950 Morning. Just the man I need to see. 2036 01:29:40,308 --> 01:29:41,707 I need to talk to you for a second. 2037 01:29:41,746 --> 01:29:43,145 Sure. Hello, darling. 2038 01:29:43,185 --> 01:29:44,585 Hi, Mr. Jackson. 2039 01:29:57,064 --> 01:29:59,904 Hey. Come here. Come here. Quick, quick, quick, quick. 2040 01:29:59,943 --> 01:30:01,342 Go ahead. Go ahead. 2041 01:30:01,381 --> 01:30:02,302 Ma. 2042 01:30:02,341 --> 01:30:03,740 What? What's going on? 2043 01:30:03,779 --> 01:30:05,659 I won a Westinghouse science award. 2044 01:30:05,698 --> 01:30:07,577 They only give out 10 each year. 2045 01:30:07,617 --> 01:30:09,017 That's 10 in the whole country. 2046 01:30:09,056 --> 01:30:10,455 Yes. And the principal's gonna give it to me 2047 01:30:10,494 --> 01:30:11,893 next week at graduation. 2048 01:30:11,933 --> 01:30:12,852 Isn't that something? 2049 01:30:12,891 --> 01:30:15,251 I'm telling you, this is our baby. 2050 01:30:15,291 --> 01:30:16,690 Our baby's getting this incredible award. 2051 01:30:16,729 --> 01:30:18,607 Yes. They're gonna give me a trophy or something, 2052 01:30:18,647 --> 01:30:21,487 and they'll pay for my whole college tuition. 2053 01:30:22,006 --> 01:30:22,926 Congratulations, sweetheart. 2054 01:30:23,446 --> 01:30:23,885 That's wonderful. 2055 01:30:24,405 --> 01:30:25,324 Thank God. 2056 01:30:27,764 --> 01:30:29,163 How about that, huh? 2057 01:30:31,122 --> 01:30:32,522 What's wrong? 2058 01:30:33,521 --> 01:30:34,441 Well, I just-- 2059 01:30:34,961 --> 01:30:36,840 I've just come from the haematology lab. 2060 01:30:36,879 --> 01:30:38,760 Ooh. Why? 2061 01:30:38,799 --> 01:30:41,735 Well, that's where they keep all our blood. 2062 01:30:41,774 --> 01:30:43,654 You're type A, Sarah. 2063 01:30:43,693 --> 01:30:46,533 Sweetheart, they want you to give some more blood. 2064 01:30:46,573 --> 01:30:49,891 You're AB-negative, and that's kind of rare. 2065 01:30:49,931 --> 01:30:52,771 And they took some of mine too. 2066 01:30:52,810 --> 01:30:54,209 And I'm O. 2067 01:30:58,569 --> 01:31:00,448 You couldn't be. 2068 01:31:02,889 --> 01:31:04,768 They did it twice, honey, 2069 01:31:04,807 --> 01:31:06,206 and I'm O. 2070 01:31:07,686 --> 01:31:10,046 Heh. Wait a minute. 2071 01:31:10,085 --> 01:31:11,484 What are you saying? 2072 01:31:12,964 --> 01:31:14,844 Well, it turns out 2073 01:31:14,883 --> 01:31:16,763 that I'm not her father. 2074 01:31:25,921 --> 01:31:29,721 But I got the name from Mom's file. 2075 01:31:29,760 --> 01:31:32,599 They had your name at the sperm bank. 2076 01:31:32,639 --> 01:31:34,039 I know that, sweetheart. 2077 01:31:34,078 --> 01:31:35,477 I called. 2078 01:31:35,516 --> 01:31:37,396 I talked to the fella 2079 01:31:37,435 --> 01:31:38,354 that runs the place. 2080 01:31:38,394 --> 01:31:40,753 He said that the files were done by hand 2081 01:31:40,793 --> 01:31:42,192 up until about 10 years ago, 2082 01:31:42,231 --> 01:31:45,020 when they sent them overseas 2083 01:31:45,090 --> 01:31:45,100 2084 01:31:45,110 --> 01:31:46,509 to be put on computer disks. 2085 01:31:46,548 --> 01:31:48,907 When they came back, they were all messed up. 2086 01:31:48,946 --> 01:31:50,345 Well, I jus-- 2087 01:31:50,384 --> 01:31:53,225 How can--? How can they do that to people? 2088 01:31:55,664 --> 01:31:57,064 I'm afraid that the most 2089 01:31:57,103 --> 01:31:58,023 you're ever gonna know 2090 01:31:58,062 --> 01:31:59,461 is that the donors came 2091 01:31:59,500 --> 01:32:01,380 from the university. 2092 01:32:01,419 --> 01:32:03,779 Mostly science majors. 2093 01:32:08,617 --> 01:32:10,498 You're not my father. 2094 01:32:12,937 --> 01:32:13,857 No. 2095 01:32:19,655 --> 01:32:22,015 I made a mistake. 2096 01:32:22,534 --> 01:32:25,373 I made a horrible, horrible mistake. 2097 01:32:32,613 --> 01:32:34,973 Should I go talk to her? 2098 01:32:35,012 --> 01:32:36,411 Mm-hm. No. 2099 01:32:36,450 --> 01:32:38,330 She just-- She just has to be alone 2100 01:32:38,369 --> 01:32:39,290 for a while. 2101 01:32:47,489 --> 01:32:48,888 Well... 2102 01:32:51,808 --> 01:32:53,687 Well... 2103 01:32:53,726 --> 01:32:56,085 I guess you probably wanna go 2104 01:32:56,124 --> 01:32:57,524 back to work or something. 2105 01:33:00,924 --> 01:33:03,283 You probably need your rest, huh? 2106 01:33:05,242 --> 01:33:06,162 Yeah. 2107 01:33:10,522 --> 01:33:11,921 Okay, then. 2108 01:33:13,880 --> 01:33:14,798 I, uh... 2109 01:33:19,158 --> 01:33:21,518 I don't think I thanked you 2110 01:33:21,557 --> 01:33:24,876 for being there for Zora and me. 2111 01:33:24,915 --> 01:33:27,274 I wanted to be there. 2112 01:33:34,034 --> 01:33:36,873 I gotta go to Las Vegas tomorrow. 2113 01:33:36,913 --> 01:33:39,753 Ahem. I have a dealer's convention. 2114 01:33:40,752 --> 01:33:41,672 Sounds fun. 2115 01:33:42,191 --> 01:33:44,071 It's work. 2116 01:33:45,070 --> 01:33:47,430 I'll call you when I get back. 2117 01:33:50,348 --> 01:33:51,748 OK. 2118 01:33:56,107 --> 01:33:57,988 Sarah, I'm sorry. 2119 01:34:03,307 --> 01:34:04,706 Me too. 2120 01:34:28,505 --> 01:34:31,584 Hey! Miss Westinghouse Award! 2121 01:34:31,623 --> 01:34:32,542 Go, Zora 2122 01:34:33,062 --> 01:34:33,983 Put your thing down 2123 01:34:34,022 --> 01:34:34,941 Congratulations 2124 01:34:34,981 --> 01:34:35,900 You won a Westinghouse 2125 01:34:36,420 --> 01:34:36,859 So what'd you get? 2126 01:34:37,379 --> 01:34:38,778 Free light bulbs and stoves 2127 01:34:38,817 --> 01:34:40,698 and microwaves and shit? 2128 01:34:42,657 --> 01:34:44,536 Thanks. 2129 01:34:45,535 --> 01:34:46,935 Hey, what's wrong? 2130 01:34:48,894 --> 01:34:50,773 He's not my father, Tea. 2131 01:35:02,813 --> 01:35:05,173 And, you know, the worst part... 2132 01:35:06,652 --> 01:35:09,011 is I wanted a dad. 2133 01:35:10,971 --> 01:35:12,849 And he was my dad. 2134 01:35:15,289 --> 01:35:16,689 Come here. 2135 01:35:20,088 --> 01:35:21,487 I'm sorry, baby. 2136 01:35:23,847 --> 01:35:25,246 Deanna Jordan. 2137 01:35:27,685 --> 01:35:29,565 Erica Franklin. 2138 01:35:32,005 --> 01:35:33,404 Alyssa Penney. 2139 01:35:35,844 --> 01:35:37,243 Sam Fuller. 2140 01:35:43,042 --> 01:35:44,922 Maryilyn Taylor. 2141 01:35:47,362 --> 01:35:49,241 Deke Pruitt. 2142 01:35:49,281 --> 01:35:51,160 Erica Johnson. 2143 01:35:51,199 --> 01:35:52,120 Tina Nichols. 2144 01:35:53,119 --> 01:35:55,478 Horatio Vasquez. 2145 01:35:59,838 --> 01:36:01,717 Thank you, sir. 2146 01:36:01,756 --> 01:36:02,676 Hi, Mom! 2147 01:36:03,675 --> 01:36:05,036 Um... 2148 01:36:05,075 --> 01:36:08,874 I, uh, guess the cool thing about giving this award is 2149 01:36:08,913 --> 01:36:11,273 that I get to give it to my friend. 2150 01:36:11,313 --> 01:36:13,670 Well, my best friend, actually. 2151 01:36:14,670 --> 01:36:17,029 Zora's going to MIT this fall. 2152 01:36:18,509 --> 01:36:21,348 And I'm sure she's gonna make their heads spin 2153 01:36:21,387 --> 01:36:22,787 just like she did ours. 2154 01:36:24,267 --> 01:36:25,186 There are certain people 2155 01:36:25,226 --> 01:36:27,681 that just bring out the best in others, 2156 01:36:28,201 --> 01:36:30,081 and, well, as you all know, 2157 01:36:30,121 --> 01:36:31,040 I ain't one of them peoples. 2158 01:36:35,240 --> 01:36:37,599 But Zora Mathews is, 2159 01:36:37,638 --> 01:36:39,997 and that's why I take great pleasure 2160 01:36:40,036 --> 01:36:42,396 in presenting this Westinghouse Award 2161 01:36:42,435 --> 01:36:45,275 to my best friend, Zora Mathews. 2162 01:37:06,914 --> 01:37:09,273 They said I should say something. 2163 01:37:09,313 --> 01:37:11,671 If I've done well in school, 2164 01:37:11,711 --> 01:37:13,590 it's because I got the message at home 2165 01:37:13,629 --> 01:37:14,549 that learning was important. 2166 01:37:16,989 --> 01:37:18,869 I'd like to accept this award 2167 01:37:19,388 --> 01:37:20,787 in the name of my mother. 2168 01:37:23,228 --> 01:37:26,067 She has made it her life's work 2169 01:37:26,106 --> 01:37:27,505 to educate people.. 2170 01:37:27,544 --> 01:37:30,864 And I am so lucky to be one of them. 2171 01:37:33,303 --> 01:37:36,144 May we give her the plaque? 2172 01:37:36,183 --> 01:37:38,542 Could you come up, Mrs. Mathews? 2173 01:37:41,942 --> 01:37:43,341 Stop it! Stop! 2174 01:37:54,900 --> 01:37:55,820 Excuse me.. 2175 01:37:55,859 --> 01:37:56,778 Oh! 2176 01:37:56,818 --> 01:37:58,698 Sorry. Excuse me. 2177 01:37:59,218 --> 01:37:59,657 I'm sorry. 2178 01:38:00,177 --> 01:38:00,616 Ow! 2179 01:38:01,136 --> 01:38:02,535 Oh! I'm sorry, miss. 2180 01:38:02,574 --> 01:38:04,453 Whoa, open-toed shoes. I'm sorry. 2181 01:38:04,493 --> 01:38:05,413 Excuse me. Coming through. 2182 01:38:05,933 --> 01:38:07,812 Coming through here. 2183 01:38:07,851 --> 01:38:10,209 Excuse me. 2184 01:38:22,728 --> 01:38:24,609 What are you doing here? 2185 01:38:24,648 --> 01:38:26,527 I'm not sure. 2186 01:38:26,567 --> 01:38:27,966 I mean... 2187 01:38:28,005 --> 01:38:30,845 I wanted to see... 2188 01:38:30,884 --> 01:38:32,283 You know. 2189 01:38:32,323 --> 01:38:34,202 Your daughter graduate. 2190 01:38:35,243 --> 01:38:35,682 Yeah. 2191 01:38:36,241 --> 01:38:36,680 Yeah. 2192 01:38:37,480 --> 01:38:38,399 Yeah. 2193 01:38:39,759 --> 01:38:41,159 I also thought maybe, uh... 2194 01:38:41,438 --> 01:38:42,837 you might need a hand going up the stairs. 2195 01:38:43,356 --> 01:38:44,755 Oh. Absolutely. 2196 01:38:44,795 --> 01:38:45,714 Absolutely. 2197 01:39:03,954 --> 01:39:05,354 This is my mom. 2198 01:39:06,353 --> 01:39:07,752 And... 2199 01:39:09,231 --> 01:39:10,629 Your dad. 2200 01:39:12,110 --> 01:39:13,989 And my dad. 2201 01:39:31,789 --> 01:39:33,668 I now pronounce this class 2202 01:39:33,708 --> 01:39:34,627 graduated! 2203 01:39:34,666 --> 01:39:37,306 And congratulations to you all! 2204 01:39:40,345 --> 01:39:41,265 Whoo! 2205 01:39:49,305 --> 01:39:52,144 Wait! Hold on, hold on. 2206 01:39:52,183 --> 01:39:54,063 Chill, chill! 2207 01:39:54,103 --> 01:39:55,022 Stay in your seats! 2208 01:39:55,542 --> 01:39:57,421 We have a little something that we planned 2209 01:39:57,461 --> 01:39:59,341 that we'd like to give you. 2210 01:39:59,380 --> 01:40:00,300 [IMITATING ARSENIO HALL] And it goes a little 2211 01:40:00,339 --> 01:40:04,138 something like this! Aha! 2212 01:43:59,849 --> 01:44:01,249 Zora! Come here!